Until five months later, when he went to cop a squat in another portable toilet on a construction site and got his dong munched upon by yet another spider. He didn't take the time to closely examine this spider, so there's no telling if it was also a redback. I guess you could only get spiderbitten on the cock so many times before you stop paying attention to the finer details. The idea of a spider hiding in a toilet just waiting to strike your manhood is scary enough, so let me make it scarier by presenting Jordan's reaction to having been bit on the dong yet again:
"I was like, 'I can't believe it's happened again.' I looked down and I've seen a few little legs come from around the rim."
That's why I poop standing up.