The New ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Season 17 Trailer Reveals Their Even Grosser Version of the ‘Hawk Tuah’ Girl

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia fans can't wait to see the insane cryptocurrency scheme that Frank will launch once “Cock Chewa” gets her teeth in him.
We are now exactly three weeks away from the premiere of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 17 on July 9th, and FX has just blessed us with a montage of select clips from upcoming episodes in the official Season 17 trailer. With this spicy sneak-peek, fans are already starting to piece together the planned plot lines and connect them to the leaked episode titles, with special attention paid to what we can safely assume to be the upcoming entry “The Golden Bachelor Live,” featuring actual Golden Bachelor host Jesse Palmer as he helps Frank find “a grade-A, prime-cut, piece of ass — to love!”
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Unfortunately for Palmer and the Golden Bachelor, they’re clearly not going to be able to stretch Frank’s search for love into an entire hit season of reality television. In the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 17 trailer, Frank, with no regard for the rules of the well-aged dating show, makes his choice as soon as he hear the words, “Chew on that thang!”
Unfortunately for the topically minded writers of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the show was only halfway through its longest-ever hiatus when Belfast, Tennessee-native Haliey Welch skyrocketed to internet superstardom during a boozy man-on-the-street interview in which she revealed her sexual secrets. Welch’s viral line, “Hawk Tuah,” has since turned into a podcast, a meme coin and an entire entertainment career. But, thanks to Always Sunny, Cock Chewa is about to make Welch look tame and toothless.
In terms of the Always Sunny canon, however, the unveiling of Cock Chewa does raise questions about Frank’s famous fetishes. While Gail the Snail showed that Frank isn’t fond of “mashing it,” he does seem to like a much harsher treatment on his “crank,” as he calls it. Maybe this is just an extension of the foodplay that Artemis got Frank into — this time, Cock Chewa is going to make Frank feel like a Cobb salad.