Trivia & Jokes 14 Illuminating Jokes From Stand-Up Comedians That Feel Like a Crotch-Punch to the Brain
<section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>The Force Awakens: How did Star Wars fans ruin Ahch-To? </h3><ul><li>Eroding the delicate beach cliffs</li><li>Murdering birds</li><li>Sucking the native thala-sirens dry</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Full House: How did fans ruin the Tanner House?</h3><ul><li>Stephanie Tannering: Making locals say “How wude!”</li><li>Kimmy Gibblering: Breaking and entering</li><li>Mrs. Doubtfiring: Paying homage to Robin Williams, thinking it was the house from Mrs. Doubtfire</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Field of Dreams: How did people ruin the lives of the farmers who owned the field?</h3><ul><li>Arsons burned down their cornstalks</li><li>Ghost hunters depleted the local ghost population</li><li>Gawkers wouldn’t let them harvest their crops</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>The Goonies: How did wannabe Goonies take it too far?</h3><ul><li>Digging up the neighborhood trying to find a secret tunnel</li><li>Truffle Shuffling the owner of the Goonies House to the brink of insanity</li><li>Clogging up police phone lines with reports of underground nautical crime</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>The Beach: How did Leonardo DiCaprio fans ruin the titular beach?</h3><ul><li>Pilfering from the local cannabis farm</li><li>Inviting their surfer acquaintances after being specifically asked not to</li><li>Poisoning wildlife with sunscreen</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>The Blair Witch Project: The town where the fictional hauntings took place — Burkittsville, Maryland — was ruined by gullible idiots. What’s one thing tourists didn’t do there?</h3><ul><li>Dox an actual ring of peaceful local witches</li><li>Sell dirt from the local cemetery</li><li>Berate local parents for raising children in witch country</li><li>Break into the mayor’s home</li><li>Party on graves at a historic church</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Breaking Bad: How did fans ruin the Whites’ house?</h3><ul><li>Burrowing under their house looking for cash</li><li>Chucking pizza on their roof</li><li>Writing birthday messages in bacon every September 7th</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>How did fans ruin the Jersey Shore house?</h3><ul><li>Smushing on the deck</li><li>Signing the garage like a yearbook</li><li>The GTL challenge: lift weights, get a tan and wash your clothes on the roof of the building before the owners call the cops</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Frozen: How did Disney adults ruin Arendelle?</h3><ul><li>Desecrating glacial ice for photo-ops</li><li>Casting the town into eternal winter with a magic spell</li><li>Trespassing in churches</li></ul></section><section data-block="SingleChoice"><h3>Who ruined the Smurf Village?</h3><p><p>Sony paid to have every building in the small Spanish village of Júzcar painted blue to promote the release of <em>The Smurfs 3D</em> in 2011. Who messed it all up?</p></p><ul><li>The creator of The Smurfs</li><li>The fans</li><li>Sony</li></ul></section>
