The 2008 Presidential Election (As Depicted by 5-Year-Olds)

Children are stupid. We know it's not their fault, but it doesn't stop us from laughing at them. Over the past month, these adorable little idiots have been inundated with the same election coverage as you: the important issues, the less important stuff we actually pay attention to.

We asked you to fire up MS Paint to show us the most important stories as they might draw them. The winner gets $50. But first the runners up.

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by xXGurrolaXx


by asi66


by masterwaffle


by vampirequeen


by The


by duperando


by 5onic


by oryan


by happydude


by eddie_lummox


by Hollyvvood


by Quagmar


by ThePurpleKnight


by SamLowery

And the winner is...

by Quagmar

Congrats, Quagmar. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance, and this week you can win twice as much money. Your theme is:

The Worst Porno Idea Ever.

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Pretty simple. Keep it work safe, so be sure to censor those boobies. Oh, and Kevin Smith's new movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno is co-sponsoring, so the best entry gets $100 this time around. We told them our readers wouldn't need any extra motivation once they saw the word porno, but there you go. Also, keep in mind that once Kevin Smith sees what you can do with a pirated copy of Adobe and a dick joke, you guys will almost definitely become best friends.

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Post your entries in the forum.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out 25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds). And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

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