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A long, long time ago, you were in a computer class, opening up a Word document, typing all of the semi-bad words you knew and changing them into different fonts while the rest of the class was learning what a spreadsheet was. Now, here we are today, and you work on projects and things like that to earn money to live a life. You're a member of society now, and members of society have Microsoft Office.

We want to make sure you're fully equipped to contribute positively to the world, so not only have we lowered the price on Microsoft Office Professional 2021 for Windows, we're also including a second code so you can share it with a friend and lure them into the professional world of contributive capitalism.

The newest edition of the ubiquitous office suite, Microsoft Office 2021 Professional, includes a lifetime license to Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, Teams, OneNote, Publisher, and Access -- all the programs you need to handle just about any job. From processing paperwork to creating presentations, analyzing data, and more, Office 2021's tools have been designed to be equally accessible to accountants, creatives, business analysts, and everybody in between. The ribbon-based user interface makes it easier than ever to access all available features, tools, and customizations so you can seamlessly access every part of Microsoft Office without having to jump all over the place. Even if you have a standing desk, work is not jumping time.

It's time to become a real person and get your lifetime license of Microsoft Office for instant delivery and download today, and if you’re feeling generous, make like Geppetto and turn someone else into a real person, too. Get two Microsoft Office Professionals 2021 for Windows for 88% off $688 at just $79.99 now.

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