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Everybody feels like a character in a Disney Channel Original Movie sometimes. Fortunately, technology has come a long way, so if you have a song in your heart, you no longer have to let it fester there, slowly becoming an infected ball of pus and driving you into madness. Instead, you can let it out with Beatopia!

Beatopia is the ultimate beats browser to help you find inspiration, create new music, or add cool music to your projects. Whether you're a performance artist looking for beats to back your slam poetry, a music producer feeling stuck, or Ken Burns (if so, sup!), Beatopia gives you access to tons of exclusive tracks hand-picked and mastered by experts. With Beatopia's standard license, you'll have unlimited rights to use all beats and be allowed to add your own lyrics and release music to any platform you want to be heard on without worrying about the licensing boogeyman coming after you.

Beatopia includes many exclusive beats from A-list producers that you won't find anywhere else. It covers a wide range of genres, including trap, R&B, future pop, drill, hip hop, afrobeat, reggaeton, and some we’ve never even heard of. You'll also get the full stem tracks wherever you find a beat you like so you can edit the beats to sound perfect for your style.

Stop spinning your wheels for inspiration and start kicking out the jams. Right now, you can get a one-year subscription to Beatopia Beats Browser for 26% off $135 at just $99.

Prices are subject to change.

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