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Look at you, sitting for 18 hours a day, only getting up to refill your bowl of the most calorie-dense food in human history. Your ancestors would be so proud! No, seriously. They hunted and gathered and ran from lions all day just for the chance of producing offspring who would one day not have to do that. You made it, buddy! Increasing your life’s convenience is the best way to honor those exhausted forebears, so turn it up a notch with this LED Bedside Lamp with Wireless Charger.

Everyone needs a bedside lamp to help you read or plot or whatever it is you do at night, but with this multitasker, you'll also get a whole lot more. It's integrated with a Qi-compatible charger so you don't need to festoon your nightstand with wires to charge your phone through the night. It's compatible with basically any device that offers Qi charging, which is pretty much all wireless charging phones. Just place your phone (or AirPods or whatever) on the pad and pick it up in the morning, fully charged. 

If you’re still not convinced, the lamp is better than the standard lamp that you picked up for five bucks at Goodwill, too. It's foldable and built with a flexible arm that you can adjust to the perfect angle, and you can turn the light on or off or change the brightness with just a touch, choosing between low, medium, and high modes to meet your needs. That'll be handy when you want to pee in the middle of the night without blinding yourself.

Light up your night with a bedside lamp that does double duty. Right now, you can get the LED Bedside Lamp with Wireless Charger for 60% off $80 at just $31.99.

Prices are subject to change.

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