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We hope this isn’t too forward of us, but you’re hot. Look at you! You’re sweating from every pore and unmentionable crevice on your body! Seriously, we’re in the middle of a heat wave that is frankly alarming and probably indicative of some seriously concerning effects of climate change, but you can’t really do anything about that. While you wait for the people who actually have that power to start listening to scientists, don’t waste your hot person summer by forgoing those epic outdoor parties and running from A/C to A/C. With the Cool Blades 4.0 Wearable Fan, on sale for only $32.99, you’ll be able to stay cool and sexy.

Once you try them out, the Cool Blades 4.0 will become as mandatory in the summer as a sweet pair of shades. With a 3,600 mAh Lithium battery, the latest and greatest Cool Blades beat the heat with twice the power that lasts four hours longer on just one charge. With this sleek, modern hands-free cooling system, you can have hours of fun in the sun while staying cool and looking good. It comes in both white and black so you can match it to your ~lewk~ and has adjustable angles, three different speeds, and internal fans so you're always at max comfort, all for the super discounted price of $32.99.

The Cool Blades 4.0 Wearable Fan has been wowing customers with its lightweight, sleek design and powerfully small fan. One customer said, "These are perfect. Not too heavy, not bulky, easy to operate, and truly make a difference in the extremely hot weather." It's no wonder that it has nabbed a 4.5 out of 5-star rating, and with our deal, you'll be saving 72% on the regular price. That's a savings of more than $85!

Grab your Cool Blades 4.0 Wearable Fan and stay cool this summer for only $32.99 with our awesome sale. Be sure to act fast, though, because this deal isn't going to be lasting much longer!

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