Dyson's Air-Purifying Headset Slaps (For People Who Want To Star In A 'Saw' Film)
Gamers are no strangers to weird products, like, say, Gamer Fart 9000, a protein powder seemingly meant to bulk up the hands of the most hardcore members of gamer-kin. The success of so many bizarre gamer-related products made many companies believe there's no limit to how silly they can get and still turn a profit. The latest proof of that beautiful trend is the Dyson Zone, vacuum titan Dyson's foray into headsets that will allow gamers to breathe better. Yes, on top of what better be absolutely stellar sound, Dyson's new headphone aims at covering the mouths of users while filtering the air that they breathe.
Awesome inevitable weed-related mods aside, this looks like a weird mix between dumb and straight-up scary.
The best part of all is how this isn't just James Bond villain-type contraption they made up on the spot to torture unruly beta testers whenever the testicle-vacuumer breaks down, but the “best” version out of a bunch of prototypes they'd testing for over 5 years now.
If this thing succeeds, which it very well might because the world has been a bit strange lately, we may very well end up seeing some really cool steampunk-themed limited editions.
Maybe we just oppose beautiful and inevitable change, but this news made us the same way we felt when we learned that Razer was making Zephyr, the first mask for gamers,
an absolutely ridiculous-looking piece of tech that turns out isn't even good at filtering.
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