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If you've been hearing "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!" a lot lately, it might be time to admit that you either spent too much time watching TV over your holiday vacation or are, in fact, a filthy animal. If you're starting to feel your brain melting, we have a ton of online learning courses available for just $20 during our New Year, New You Sale to make 2022 the year you become less dumb. But maybe also go wash yourself, just in case.

The Premium Python Certification Bootcamp Bundle, $20 (reg. $2,585) for a limited time

Python isn't just Britney Spears's best accessory. It's one of the world's most popular programming languages because it's massively scalable and used for a wide range of purposes. In this extensive bundle, you'll learn Python and get on the certification track to become a professional coder.

The Premium Python Programming Certification Bundle, $20 (reg. $2,000) for a limited time

Take your Python programming skills even further with 10 courses and 91 hours of instruction. You'll see how Python can be used in data science, machine learning, stock trading, and more.

The 2022 Premium Python Programming PCEP Certification Prep Bundle, $20 (reg. $2,400) for a limited time

If you're serious about Python, you'll have to eventually get certified. In this bundle, you'll not only learn the basics of Python, you'll understand exactly what you have to do to pass the PCEP certification exam and start COMMANDING respect. Get it? Well, you will.

How to Hack from Beginner to Ethical Hacking Certification, $20 (reg. $1,649) for a limited time

This bundle includes more than 160 hours of training in ethical hacking, teaching you how to break into an extremely lucrative career and inspire fear in everyone from stuffed shirts to skateboarding punks to anyone else in a '90s hacking movie.

The All-In-One 2022 Super-Sized Ethical Hacking Bundle, $20 (reg. $3,284) for a limited time

Want to be an even more formidable and terrifying hacker? This bundle includes 18 courses covering even more hacking tools.

The Complete Full-Stack JavaScript Course, $20 (reg. $20) for a limited time

JavaScript is often called "the backbone of the internet" because it's used on so many websites, which is silly. The internet doesn't have a backbone. You clearly won't learn that in this course, but you will learn how to use JavaScript to build both the front- and back-ends of a website. Incidentally, they call us the "back-end of the internet."

The 2022 Javascript Developer Bootcamp Certification Bundle, $20 (reg. $1,600) for a limited time

If you can already code a little JavaScript, this bundle will teach you how to graduate from Padawan to Jedi. You'll learn advanced JavaScript concepts, explore important libraries, and discover new ways to add interactivity and UX elements to your sites.

The 2022 FullStack Web Developer Bundle, $20 (reg. $2,200) for a limited time

Expand your web development skill set beyond just JavaScript with these 11 courses, where you'll delve into tools like Vue, Docker, and Angular to streamline web development and learn how to leverage your JavaScript skills even further.

The 2022 Premium Learn Game Development Bundle, $20 (reg. $970) for a limited time

If everybody in your life calls you a nerd because you love gaming so much, stick a finger in their eye by learning how to develop your own games, creating the next smash hit, and becoming a multimillionaire. They'll hate that.

The 2022 All-in-One Computer Science Certification Bundle, $20 (reg. $2,200) for a limited time

Maybe you missed out on a computer science education in college, but it's not too late. This massive bundle covers just about everything you would have in a Comp Sci degree, from Python programming to web development to cloud administration and much more, without even enslaving yourself to student debt for the rest of your life.

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