Don't. Live. With. Snoring.
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Snoring is a nasty little habit. Habit? Is that the right word? Maybe "affliction" is better. It's not like you're actively choosing to snore like you actively choose to crack your knuckles or throw your trash across the room in the general direction of the waste basket and cross your fingers. God, you have a lot of bad habits. Anyway, during our pre-Black Friday Doorbusters sale, you can get the VitalSleep Anti-Snoring Mouthpiece for just $59.97 (reg. $99) and finally be done with snoring for good.
VitalSleep gets at the science of snoring. When you sleep, the muscles in your neck and throat relax, sometimes causing the tongue to fall back and restrict the airway. That causes the sound of a lumberjack carving a masterpiece over the course of several hours. VitalSleep aims to nip that in the bud by allowing air to flow freely so you don't treat your sleep partner to an esophageal symphony.
VitalSleep is simple: Mold it to your teeth by boiling the teeth impressions for a custom fit, make micro-adjustments to the lower tray to make sure it fits your mouth perfectly, and go the eff to sleep. That's it. Easy peasy, squeezy cheezy.
All of VitalSleep's materials are medical-grade, FDA-cleared, and hypoallergenic, and they've undergone strict biocompatibility and toxicology testing. Basically, they're exhaustively safe to use. And it's a surprisingly comfortable mouthpiece, really. Before you know it, the biggest problem with your sleep will just be those weird dreams where Lindsay Lohan ceaselessly berates you for stepping on her weave.
Let's nip that snoring in the bud, shall we? For a limited time during our pre-Black Friday Doorbusters sale, you can get the VitalSleep Anti-Snoring Mouthpiece for just $59.97. That's a huge discount off the typical $99 retail price, so we seriously urge you to take it. Or don't. Just keep snoring like a jerk. Your choice.
Prices are subject to change.
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