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Do you ever wonder who is actually in charge, you or your dog? If your dog climbs onto your bed at four every morning, licks your face until you're awake, and starts barking until you take her outside, it's not you. It's time to remind your dog who wears the pants in this relationship with help from The All-in-One DNA My Dog Breed Identification Test & Dog Training Bundle, now on sale for just $59.

This massive bundle combines two Cracked Store bestsellers in one: a large collection of dog training instructions as well as a DNA My Dog Breed Identification Test. That last one isn't just a bonus -- different breeds are more predisposed to different types of behavior and respond to different types of training, so when you know the breed, you can use human manipulation tactics to outsmart your dog. DNA My Dog was recognized at the 2020 GHP Biotechnology Awards, the leaders in ethical canine testing, giving you everything you need to be a modern Pavlov without the questionable tactics. This kit normally costs $79 on its own, so it is kind of a bonus, too.

You'll also get a series of online training courses from Sharon Bolt, a featured trainer in the BBC documentary Britain's Most Embarrassing Pets who has had a regular slot on BBC Radio since 2008 answering people's questions about dogs. She's also written three books, recorded three CDs, and produced four DVDs about obedience training. She's basically the real-life version of Janeane Garofalo's character in The Truth About Cats and Dogs minus the romantic woes (probably -- we don't know about Ms. Bolt's personal life), and isn't that who you want helping you?

Stop getting bossed around by your dog. Right now, The All-in-One DNA My Dog Breed Identification Test & Dog Training Bundle is on sale for just $59, a fraction of what you'd pay to get both deals separately. Unless you love paying extra, pounce on this deal before it lies down forever.

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