Not A Drill: Complete A Puzzle, Win One Million Dollars
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There are loads of get-rich-quick schemes these days, from Bitcoin and GameStop to NBA Top Shot, but none are as ridiculously banal as completing a friggin' puzzle. Naturally, the logical conclusion of the crypto age is The 1 Million Dollar Puzzle by MSCHF.
Seriously, just complete this puzzle for a chance to win up to $1 million. Here's how it works:
1. Buy the puzzle (on sale for 53% off at just $30)
2. Complete the puzzle
3. Scan your completed puzzle because it's a giant QR code
4. Win money in denominations ranging between 25 cents and $1 million
It might sound like a gimmick and, let's be real, the vast majority of people are winning a quarter, but it's human nature to get hooked by that possibility of a million bucks. That's why most of us should never step foot in casinos.
The 500-piece jigsaw puzzle is designed by MSCHF, a Brooklyn-based art collective that specializes in turning peoples' basest instincts against them. Not actually, but there is definitely some level of evil genius going on over there.
Naturally, no two puzzles are the same since they're making QR codes, so feel free to buy a few and see if you can get a better return on investment. They're also made out of recycled cardboard, so you can feel ethically cool about that.
Whether you're a puzzle person or someone who hates fun, everyone can get down with winning a little money. It may feel like torture to earn it, but if you win a million dollars, it'll be worth it. So are you feeling lucky? Are ya, punk? We're getting you off to a great start by offering The 1 Million Dollar Puzzle by MSCHF for 53% off $64 at just $30.
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