You Didn't Know Your Bedroom And Bathroom Needed These
This piece was written by the Cracked Shop to tell you about products that are being sold there.
It's the peak of summer, and between the heat on one coast and the rain on the other, you're probably itching, full stop, but also itching for some way to make your home a little more comfortable. Well, allow us to encourage you to splurge. We've rounded up a collection of bed and bath deals that you didn't know you needed. That's why they call it fall cleaning, right?
MSRP: $13
Kill two birds with one Shark Tank-featured spray! Just spritz your toilet paper with this eco-friendly, flushable spray, and it'll leave your bum feeling clean and fresh.
MODVEL Luxury Cool Memory Foam Pillow with Bamboo Cover
MSRP: $34
Fend off that persistent neck pain and insomnia like the Green Knight. This memory foam pillow was designed in collaboration with orthopedics to ensure it nicely forms to any sleep position, and it has two cooling gel sides, so you always have access to the cool side of the pillow.
MSRP: $89
If you've got funky taste but a not-so-funky bank account, here's a secret: You can get a couch from any old discount retailer, thrift store, or street corner and put this geometric slipcover over it. To complete the look, just tear the roof off the sucker (or don't, if you like staying dry).
Pure Bamboo Soft White 4-Piece Sheet Set
MSRP: $136
These comfortable, super-luxe bamboo sheets are cooling and hypoallergenic so you can stop sweating through that mess of a jersey situation you've got going on.
MSRP: $129
It's time to admit what Europeans have known for years: Wiping your ass is nasty. Remove the need with this easy-to-use bidet seat that fits on just about any toilet and blasts away your dingleberries with extraordinary efficiency.
The Twovet Dual Heating & Cooling Couples Comforter
MSRP: $199
Do you sleep with a human furnace? Or are you the furnace? Either way, stop kicking off the comforter every night and get the Twovet. Designed with a cool side and a warm side, it's the comforter designed for couples who just can't agree on how to sleep.
MSRP: $499
May no person say you don't know how to relax. This heavy-duty blanket uses the same heating technology as an infrared sauna, emitting far-infrared wavelengths to give you the relaxing, rejuvenating feeling of a sauna while you're lying down. It's a detox that doesn't require getting up.
GhostBed(R) Luxe 13" Cooling Mattress (King)
MSRP: $2,045
Sale Price: $1,431.99 (29% off)
If you're ready to go nuts and just get a new bed, GhostBed(R) Luxe is the only mattress with a two-stage core, seven layers, and surface cooling tech that keeps both you and it cool all night long. It also may or may not be haunted, if that's a bonus for you.
Intelliwhite Teeth Whitening System
MSRP: $169
Hey, you've got great teeth, but if you think you'd like to have them a few shades whiter, you don't have to shell out for the dentist. This quick, compact, and easy-to-use whitening system has been clinically shown to get you up to 12 shades whiter in as few as four sessions from the comfort of your dark, dry, many-fanned home.
MSRP: $69
Have you ever thought about how gross your jewelry gets? Between sitting in a box for years and then getting handled by nasty hands, it's all covered in germs. Toss it in this cleaner, run it through the dishwasher, and it'll look (and taste) good as new!
