Superhero movies are here to stay and so, apparently, are their super strange tropes like superwomen smiling after being punched, “serious” superhero films taking place in insane asylums, and longing for some romance always leading to a loss of superpowers. “Doctor” Jordan Breeding is technically out this week, but thankfully The Incredible Spider-Professor Angry Hands Hammer Man is here to save the day!

Writer: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Caleb Gritsko
Editing: Andy Sowar, Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko

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