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From flocking mindlessly  to Imagine Dragons and Maroon 5 to spending way too much money on Apple's AirPods to zoning out while walking at an aimless pace on the sidewalk, listening to music turns people into zombies. We can't change that, but we can at least make sure you get a better deal on wireless earbuds so you're not getting overcharged to become a craniotarian.

Meet the Xpods Pro True Wireless Earbuds. These little earbuds have customizable tips that form a noise-isolating seal in your ears while the precision-tuned drivers deliver rich acoustics that will have you crooning up a storm, even if it's just to moan for brains. Naturally, they use Bluetooth 5.0 for a crisp connection and two built-in microphones with enhanced voice capture technology so there's no chance of mistaking exactly which part of the caller's body you want to eat. It comes with a charging case that provides an additional 20 hours of playtime, but it's also rechargeable on any Qi wireless charger, because you don't need to be getting all tangled up in wires on your brain hunt.

Upgrade your wireless listening with the Xpods Pro True Wireless Earbuds + Charging Case. Get a set for 28% off $69 at just $49.99 with code XPOD20 at checkout. They're available in white, red, or black.

Xpods Pro True Wireless Earbuds + Charging Case

MSRP: $69

Sale Price: $49.99 (with code XPOD20 at checkout)

Prices are subject to change.

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