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There's a lot to be stressed about today. Like, a lot, a lot. There's a global pandemic that's kept us more or less completely isolated from our friends and regular stress relievers for the last eight months and an entirely new way of working and collaborating with coworkers from home, which was probably sweet at first but has sort of lost its luster at this point. Conversely, you never signed up to be with your roommates (or significant other) for literally 24 hours a day, and it is completely unnatural to spend so much time around other people. It's understandable if your heart rate is less "metronome" and more "jackhammer" these days.

It's bad news, though, because chronic stress triggers the "fight-or-flight" part of our nervous systems, impairing our ability to recover. You, your mind, and your body could probably use a little more resilience and a lot of fortification, which is where Apollo Neuro comes in. Apollo Neuro is a new wearable that improves your body's resilience to stress by engaging with your sense of touch. Just choose how you want to feel, and Apollo can help you relax, fall asleep, clear your mind, focus, or stay energized. The only thing it can't make you feel is appreciative of your roommates' dishes strategy, but it can at least help you cope with it.

Apollo was developed by physicians and neuroscientists and uses gentle vibrations to help your body recover from stress. Its scientifically proven tech improves your heart rate variability (HRV) -- which is a key biometric of stress -- to help you feel calmer and more balanced. By activating your "rest and digest" response through your natural response to touch, Apollo helps you fend off that pesky fight-or-flight impulse.

You might be thinking, "This is just another fitness tracker, isn't it?" No, it's not. How dare you say that about my friend, Apollo.

Apollo doesn't track biometrics; it actively improves them. It literally changes your body's reaction to stress, and it's been shown to work so effectively that it eliminates the need for its own existence over time. People use Apollo to get better sleep, treat trauma and PTSD, or even combat ADHD in children. Apollo is all about restoring balance so your body remains more resilient over time to help you bounce back from periods of severe stress, and when that happens, it's easier to do your best work and be your best self. That's, like, what fitness and health monitors probably should do, right? Well, this thing actually does it.

Deal with your stress in a smarter way. Right now, you can head over to Apollo's website and save 15% off your order.

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