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Here's the deal, guys: We had a little too much champagne during our sad little Thanksgiving for one and got confused. The meaning of "Cyber Monday" was never fully explained to us, so we just thought it was when you got good deals on cyber stuff. It's too late now, so we're rolling with it, offering you some of the coolest apps and software on the web at special Cyber Monday pricing. Just use code CMSAVE40 to get an extra 40% off, and thank you for your patience. We're still a little foggy.
XSplit VCam: Lifetime Subscription, $11.99 (reg. $49) with promo code CMSAVE40
Sick of the same old background with that oddly placed picture of your grandma? Change it up with XSplit VCam! This simple tool lets you adjust, blur, or completely change your background while you're using your webcam.
VidToon Personal Plan: Lifetime Subscription, $39 (reg. $4,020)
Capture your audience's attention with fun animations with this simple drag-and-drop video maker. If your business needs a Toucan Sam, look no further than VidToon.
The Social Distancing Lifetime Subscription Bundle Ft. Rosetta Stone, $170.10 (reg. $740) with promo code GETSOCIAL10
You're gonna be socially distant for a long, long time. You might as well get some use out of it. This clever bundle includes access to the gold standard of language learning apps, Rosetta Stone, as well as 12min micro book library and VPN Unlimited to keep you safe when you inevitably go down some dark corners of the Internet.
ThunderDrive Cloud Storage: Lifetime Subscription, $35.40 (reg. $1,200) with promo code CMSAVE40
People are living longer than ever, which means we need more cloud storage than ever for all those damn photos. ThunderDrive has you covered for life, with 2TB of high-speed storage secured with 256-bit AES encryption to safely save every single shot of your nephew standing in front of the door on his first Halloween.
Mondly: Lifetime Subscription (All Languages), $59.99 (reg. $2,199) with promo code CMSAVE40
Want to learn a new language? Look no further than Mondly, a Google Play Editor's Choice and App Store App of the Year Winner. With this deal, you'll get access to learning materials for all 33 languages in Mondly's state-of-the-art library so you can be prepared when you're finally allowed to get on a plane again.
Memrise Language Learning: Lifetime Subscription, $59.99 (reg. $139) with promo code CMSAVE40
Alternatively, Memrise uses a different, equally lauded approach to teaching you a new language. It uses real-life words, naturally voiced audio, and video in a three-step approach that mimics how you first learned language as a baby, because let's face it, we're all just big word babies.
WhiteSmoke Grammar Checker: Lifetime Subscription (Business Plan), $59.99 (reg. $1,379) with promo code CMSAVE40
Nobody likes to look like an idiot, and while WhiteSmoke can't stop you from accidentally sending a scathing email to your entire company, it can at least help with the punctuation. This grammar checker is like a spell checker on steroids, helping you hone your style and eliminate all those dumb run-on sentences.
Degoo Premium: Lifetime 10TB Backup Plan, $89.40 (reg. $3,600) with promo code CMSAVE40
Degoo offers one of the best backup plans on the market, with 10TB for less than $100. Their service is easily accessible, easy to manage, and largely automated, so you won't be kicking yourself as well as your laptop the next time you drop it in the toilet.
Scopio Authentic Stock Photography: 1 Year Subscription, $11.40 (reg. $348) with promo code CMSAVE40
Any designer worth their salt needs access to premium assets. Scopio's library contains thousands of commercial-ready photos, videos, and more from creators around the world so you won't have to rely on whatever scraps the Creative Commons gods have left for you on Flickr.
MaxiVPN Premium Plan: 6 Month Subscription, $7.20 (reg. $71) with promo code CMSAVE40
VPN coverage for less than $2/month? You better believe it! MaxiVPN gives you access to more than 300 servers worldwide while encrypting your connection, because what you do in the privacy of your increasingly chaotic quaran-cave is no one's business but yours.
Prices subject to change.