Do you like beer? More specifically, beer that tastes like nothing? Is your favorite road trip song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall?" Do you aspire to live in Florida and have $100,000 burning a hole in your pocket? Well, if you answered yes to all of these questions, do I have good news for you. A home about 30 minutes away from Palm Beach, Florida recently hit the market with a very erm, unique, feature -- nearly every room is decked out in wallpaper made of seemingly intact Budweiser beer cans. 

House Covered Entirely With Budweiser Cans On Sale For $100,000
Realtor.com
So. Many. Cans. 

In what one publication described as a work of "truly incredible modern art," nearly every room in the 815-square-foot 2 bed/2 bath house is covered from floor to ceiling, in Budweiser cans. Now, reader, I know you probably have many questions swirling around in your head. Who drinks that much Budweiser? Why would someone drink that much Budweiser? Have any of those cans fallen from the ceiling and hit anyone in the head? How can someone like Budweiser that much? And most importantly, the simple question of "Why?" Well, fortunately, the home's realtor.com listing provides a handful of clues to some of the questions we're looking to answer:

"Budweiser's biggest fan meticulously adorned the walls and ceilings with Budweiser beer cans to display and showcase their intense love for one of America's favorite domestic brews! Whether you keep the current decor for your Youtube beer show or decide to renovate the home, this property offers tons of entertainment potential!"

To put this in more realtor terms, unless you really love cracking open a room-temperature one with the boys, this might be a bit of a fixer-upper. Cheers. 

For content generally unrelated to beer, you can find Carly on Instagram @HuntressThompson and on Twitter @TennesAnyone.

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