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Some Guy Destroyed Shakespeare's House Because He Got Tired Of Tourists

Unlike many of history's greatest artists, William Shakespeare was fortunate enough to be popular, even famous, in his lifetime. But living ye olde life of celebrity can take its toll, so he gave up the bustle of London for a house in the quiet village of Stratford-upon-Avon (because every English village has to have a name of Targaryen-title-like length). While living there, he wrote his last few plays, and liked to read in the shade of a mulberry tree he planted himself. Well, before you Willy Shakers (the preferred term for Shakespeare fans) plan a trip to visit, we've got a bit of bad news.

You see, except for camera phones, fans in the 1600s were a lot like fans today: loud, obnoxious, and not giving a fuck about personal space. This was a problem for Reverend Francis Gastrell, who purchased Shakespeare's former home in 1753. Almost immediately, Gastrell became irritated by the constant stream of tourists nosing around the place and peeking into the garden. In 1756, Gastrell's wife ordered the second-most unkindest cut of all and had the famous mulberry tree chopped down. That failed to stem the tide of visitors, so in 1759, Gastrell decided to handle things once and for all by tearing down the house.

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The Alamo Was Used As A Warehouse And Grocery Store

These days, the Alamo is sentimentally known as "the Shrine of Texas Liberty." Hundreds of Mexican soldiers and Texans lost their lives during the 1836 battle, including folk heroes Jim Bowie and Davy Crockett. Overly romanticized or not, the events of the siege are generally regarded as a pivotal event in Texas history, with constant reminders in films and textbooks to "Remember the Alamo!" Surely a battleground so deeply lodged in American popular history has been treated with dignity and respect over the years. Right?

Yeah, we know that hindsight is 20/20, but in the 1800s, a building was pretty much just a building, regardless of who died there. By the late 1870s, the only original Alamo sites still standing were the long barrack and the iconic chapel, which coincidentally are probably the only parts that come to mind if you do in fact remember the Alamo.

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Victorian Daytrippers Took Chunks Of Stonehenge And Turned It Into A Garbage Heap

Despite humanity's collection of knowledge and fancy tools, there's still more we don't know about Stonehenge than we actually do. It's ancient, so odds are good that the site has seen its share of either bones or boning -- probably both. We do know that as far back as 1562, tourists from other countries were traveling to Salisbury Plain just to gaze upon a henge of massive stones. (Ohhh, now we get the name.) It's hard to say exactly what those tourists did there, but since a 1575 drawing of the site depicts two men digging up an ancient grave, we're gonna guess that "polite observation" wasn't it.

For the past 100 years, Stonehenge has been the property of the United Kingdom and relatively protected. Prior to that, it was private property, but that got ignored in pretty much the same way that private warehouses get used for raves. That's right, aside from being merely scenic, Stonehenge was the scene, a favorite spot for picnics, loud parties, and everything in between. In one case, a group of musicians traveled from London to play among the stones, bringing with them a full-size piano, massive crowds, and a wave of revelry and destruction. It was basically Victorian Coachella (less visible skin, but the exact same facial hair).

Via History ExtraThough probably with way more drugs.

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Popes Took Apart The Colosseum To Build The Vatican

Much like the people and animals who fought and died there, the Colosseum's had a pretty rough life. An iconic image of ancient Rome, it's basically an enormous, lopsided, slightly pink ruin that looks a lot like the world's largest pasta strainer. In fact, we're so used to seeing it with partially destroyed upper levels that renderings of what it once looked like feel wrong. But how did the Colosseum get destroyed, anyway?

In the 2,000-ish years since it was built, the Colosseum has endured fires, earthquakes, and a couple of World Wars. But even worse, it had to endure the Catholic Church and several of its popes, who had a lot to do with why the Colosseum looks like Swiss cheese today. See, when it was time to build St. Peter's Basilica or the Palazzo Venezia, they were all like, "We need stones? There's a sweet-ass quarry sitting right in the middle of Rome!" Yup, they swiped bits of the Colosseum and other Roman structures to build cathedrals. The floor of St. Peter's, for example, is made of rose porphyry, an extinct stone pilfered from the Colosseum. Over the years, so much of the Colosseum was hauled away to be used in other buildings that its stability was compromised, making it extra vulnerable to earthquakes, gravity, and time.

And that's not all the Colosseum has been through. Once the gladiators were gone, the site basically became Rome's back alley, with all the expected shady activities, and some interesting extras for good measure. People dumped manure and planted vegetables on the floor, while everybody from cobblers and money-changers to glue-makers and priests set up stalls throughout the labyrinthine passages. After dark, necromancers showed up and attempted to summon demons from the roof. One pope looked at the place and decided what it really needed most was to house a giant wool factory, complete with workshops and living quarters. Today the Colosseum is a World Heritage Site, so it's being restored and protected and definitely not being used like an open doorway by the dwellers of the underworld ... we think.

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The Great Wall Has Been Neglected, Repurposed, And (Literally) Shit On For A Long Time

Even if you can't actually see it from space, the Great Wall of China is a remarkable feat of engineering and architecture. With portions constructed as early as 221 BC and others built as recently as 1878, the wall stretches an estimated 13,000 miles, standing as an iconic monument to Chinese history and culture through the ages. Yet today, roughly a third of it is gone, and what's left standing isn't looking particularly great.

Pan Demin/ShutterstockNot every mile is being kept up for tourism season.

Since the wall was built over thousands of years, its popularity and relative importance have varied quite a bit. Some dynasties were all about adding to the wall and shoring up the existing fortifications, while others have actually encouraged its destruction. In the 1970s, Chairman Mao advised people to dismantle the wall and use the bricks to build homes or pigsties or whatever else might be more useful than a very large wall. Some locals removed bricks and sold them to tourists as souvenirs, and you would too if you were dirt poor and someone would pay you money for a rock. And it's not like the government tried particularly hard to keep the wall in one piece, either.