6 Surprising Ways Disney's Changing The 'Star Wars' Universe

5Disney Could Probably Release The Originals, But Won't

George Lucas famously hasn't released high-quality versions of the original, unaltered Star Wars movies in some time. Meaning that if you want to watch them on Blu-Ray or streaming, prepare to see Greedo shoot first, the Ewoks blink, and Hayden Christensen collect some residual checks at the expense of your childhood.

4Lucas Has Been Sniping About The Sequels, And For Good Reason

When Lucas first sold his company to Disney in 2012, he seemed pretty pleased. Not just because $4 billion can buy a hell of a lot of plates of food court spaghetti, but because, according to his statement, "one of my greatest pleasures has been to see Star Wars passed from one generation to the next." But then, when The Force Awakens hit theaters, he was surprisingly harsh about it. While J.J. Abrams wrote a love letter to Lucas' original trilogy, it was also an implicit rebuke of the prequels, which Lucas must have taken umbrage with. He called the movie too "retro," which is kind of true, and referred to Disney as "white slavers," which is kind of ... an absurd thing to say.

Lucas later apologized, and that seemed to be the end of him directly commenting on the new movies. Every statement that followed was secondhand. When The Last Jedi came out, his rep simply stated that Lucas thought it was "beautifully made." He actually visited the set of that film, but didn't comment on the experience -- though according to the production designer, Lucas was "cranky," and thought it was dumb that they built so many physical sets instead of simply slathering some green paint on the walls of an empty soundstage.

Here's the thing, though: The man has every reason to be pissy about the Disney movies, because Disney kind of screwed him over. You've probably heard that Lucas gave the company outlines for Episodes VII, VIII, and IX, which they then decided not to use. And this wasn't some fun bonus Lucas threw in; it was a key component of the deal. Part of his agreement with Disney was that they "had to agree to take his story treatments and use them as the basis for any future films." Lucas himself stated: "Buying my stories is part of what the deal is." He also refused to show said stories to Disney until after the deal was finalized. And since they were about germs or something, Disney ultimately decided to scrap them.

3They Somehow Turned Merchandising Into A Holiday

Star Wars has been synonymous with useless merchandise from the very beginning, when they literally sold empty boxes to children during Christmas 1977. This has historically been fodder for lighthearted ridicule, from the time Mark Hamill was sold as the ultimate collectible in a Saturday Night Live sketch to Spaceballs devoting an entire scene to how the "real money from the movie is made" by hocking random junk like lunchboxes and flamethrowers.

2A Bunch Of Other Lucasfilm Projects Are In Development, But Not All With Disney

Disney didn't only buy Star Wars; they bought all of Lucasfilm. The company came with a whole bunch of other properties primed for rebooting. Obviously we're soon getting another Indiana Jones movie, in which Indy will probably the same skills he used to defeat the Nazis against rowdy preteens at the local mini-mall. And there are rumors that Disney could devote a whole section of their theme parks to Dr. Jones' adventures. But what about the other titles in Lucasfilm's roster?

We may not be getting the Radioland Murders cinematic universe, but a few other properties might be resurfacing. Like, remember Willow? It was basically The Lord Of The Rings with wisecracking fairies and Val Kilmer. We may be getting a Willow series on Disney's new streaming service. Other famous Lucasfilm movies are being rebooted, but not directly by Lucasfilm. They made the critically lambasted (and sexually confusing) Howard The Duck. But that character is still owned by Marvel and is getting a new cartoon series on Hulu from Kevin Smith. And another '80s movie that challenged an entire generation of kids to untangle the intricacies of human sexuality, Labyrinth, is reportedly getting a sequel from Fede Alvarez, who directed Don't Breathe and the Evil Dead remake. But since the Jim Henson Company retained the rights, this is one project Disney doesn't have their four-fingered hands in.

1Everything In Their Theme Park Has To Be Canon

It's not surprising that Disney would want to tether their new Star Wars-themed park, Galaxy's Edge, to the series. We've already gotten Star Wars stories set on the planet Batuu, presumably in the Orlando region of the Florida System. What is surprising is that everything that happens inside the park is considered an official part of Star Wars. Even when you go take a shit, that technically takes place in the Star Wars universe. And refreshments like Coca-Cola had to be introduced, which is why they're sold in bomb-shaped containers and labelled in the fictional language of Aurebesh.

There's even a whole elaborate backstory for how Coke was imported to this particular outpost. Naturally, people have questioned how exactly an Earth beverage ended up in a galaxy far, far away. One member of Lucasfilm's Story Group suggested that while the soda is canon, it's not the same drink, but coincidentally a different brown carbonated sugary drink called "Coke" that "comes in a red container."