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Fallout: New Vegas Hid A Crazy Giant Murder Gecko

Fallout: New Vegas is full of gigantic wasps, super mutants, and giant robot scorpions that made most players hit VATS just so they could have a quiet moment to pee their pants in peace. But for some reason, developer Obsidian kept their biggest, baddest, most overpowered enemy in the code. Probably because, despite being the size of a house, it looked kinda dorky.

Bethesda SoftworksAt last, graphics have reached the impossible height of creating monsters that look like a guy in a foam rubber suit.

That is Gojira (which is actually how you pronounce "Godzilla" in Japanese). And it makes a whole lot of sense that a game about a nuclear post-apocalypse would have its own a giant radioactive lizard. The monster was a callback to earlier Fallout games, with the difference being that those games featured relatively crude graphics that could not render a gecko's goofy walk in such high-definition glory:

Bethesda SoftworksBehold the hoedown of doom.

Gojira is a bit of a contradiction. On the one hand, he's a silly, bug-eyed gecko who is, for some reason, made out of rat meat. On the other hand, he's a fire-breathing maniac who'll never stop killing, and has such ridiculous stats that you couldn't take him down with all of the nuclear warheads in the game combined.

Bethesda SoftworksThough it does sort of diminish the grandeur when every building in game already looks like you could knock it down with a hard push.

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Counter-Strike Players Were Secretly Used As Bitcoin Miners

At the birth of e-sports, the ESEA League was one of the biggest PC gaming software companies in town, providing matchmaking software for top U.S. Counter-Strike players to compete in high-skill, cheat-free matches. But ironically, the anti-cheating company didn't think there was enough profit in walking the straight and narrow, so they turned to another burgeoning industry: bitcoin slavery.

E-Sports Entertainment Association“Think of it like capture the flag ... except the flag is your processor, and we always win.”

CS players were not at all pleased when they discovered ESEA had been hiding malicious code in their software, which had recruited 14,000 computers as unwilling bitcoin miners. Not only that, but the code also allowed ESEA them to monitor a player's every online activity. All of that was more than enough ammo for a class-action lawsuit, which ended with the company's native state, New Jersey, fining them a million bucks.

ESEA's overlords used two different defenses, which is always a trustworthy move. One said it was just an "experiment," while the other tried to pin everything on a "rogue employee," despite overwhelming evidence that multiple people, including co-founder Eric Thunberg, were in on the scam. For an anti-cheating company, they should've known that cheaters never prosper. Or most bitcoin owners, for that matter.

Related: 6 Video Game Easter Eggs That Were Hidden A Little Too Well

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The Messed-Up Things Hidden In Kid Games

It makes sense that developers of family-friendly games have some repressed filth stewing up inside of them. There are only so many dancing bunnies one can render before you start drawing dicks on them. So gamers have dug up a host of naughty stuff hidden inside otherwise bright and fuzzy properties. Sonic The Hedgehog 2 featured an unfinished "lost level" called Genocide City Zone, which in honor of its bleak name saw Sonic and his bestie Tails plummeting to their deaths over and over again.

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Resident Evil 2 Contains A Whole Other Hidden Game In Its Code

Resident Evil 2 was so popular that a new version is set to be released in 2019, but what many fans don't know is that the game they played in 1998 was already a reboot. The first version of Resident Evil 2 was hot garbage, and scrapped by Capcom at the last moment. But the game was around 70 percent done by the time they realized it sucked -- the company had already shown demos and advertisements running up to an imminent release date. The original version, also set in Raccoon City during a zombie outbreak, featured a bunch of weird design choices, like zombie baboons that appeared out of nowhere, weird spider-humans, and a boss with the face of the first game's villain on its butt.

CapcomPlus, in this version you can substitute badass Claire Redfield with a throwaway character inspired by a mid '90s Aerosmith video. That’s ... something.

Capcom was clearly under some pressure, what with having to remake an entire game at the last minute, so they didn't put much effort into scrubbing the old one out of the code. And when people figured out that most of the old game was still on the disc, a team of 15 fans formed with a single mission: Complete and release Resident Evil 1.5.

At last, you too can enjoy the game critics called "a severe artistic and financial misstep."