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If I win the election can I call you dad?
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Foldable Phones, Smart Porn, And Other Breaking Tech News
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Andres Diplotti
There's a ton of stuff going on. The thing is, while the existential horror that is political and celebrity news dominates the zeitgeist, technological innovations roll quietly along, making the world a better, fancier place. And it's not at all terrifying that every device is getting smarter by the second. But don't worry, we've taken it upon ourselves to monitor what the tech geniuses are up to, so you won't miss out on anything important.
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