5 Totally WTF Times Real-World Problems Invaded Video Games

How much virtual land can you buy for the GDP of Guyana? Well, to be fair, it was an entire planet. And since landowners in the game can tax a proportion of the gross revenue generated on their land from user-to-user interacti- you know what? All you need to know is that Entropia Universe's currency has an official exchange rate with U.S. dollars. Meaning you can spend real money to buy Entropia's currency, but you can also spend Entropia's currency to buy real money. Which might mean we are one potion shortage or space genie wish away from global economic collapse?

It's better not to think about it.

Players immediately complained. Some argued it was unfair that they weren't allowed to customize their own character. They complained that they didn't want to play as the "wrong" race. They said terrible things sorely lacking in self-awareness, and often right after the words "I'm not racist, BUT ..." It's weird that there were so many non-racists, because the game's developers noted a statistically significant increase in racist language in the game's chat. They internally discussed whether they should police the game's language, but quickly discovered the community was doing it for them.

In a happy twist of fate, players using this kind of language would be tracked down and killed (in-game, of course) by a multi-ethnic, randomly penised posse of racist hunters (as in hunters of racists, not hunters who were racist, obviously). Within a few weeks, the issue died down to nothing but a murmur. The racists were afraid, like back before Trump made America great again.

Of course, controversy flared up again when the developers introduced the most hated minority of all ...

Facepunch StudiosWOMEN.

Racists can apparently handle playing as an ethnic (after you threaten them with death), but sexists will not play as a woman under any circumstances. "SJWs!" they screamed into the ether. "Feminazis!" they whimpered at the void, their pleas unheeded by the pantheon of omnipotent gods that is Rust's development team. They were stuck being who they were, while non-idiots enjoyed the irony of racists and sexists arguing how unfair it is that race and gender are beyond their control.

To make matters worse, the power of this social tool seems to have gone to the head of Rust's lead developer, Garry Newman. In an interview with Polygon, he said, "I am pretty confident that if we found a way to separate races into different villages, then gave one race power over another, we'd start to see some events closer to the world we live in." Yikes. He not only thinks he's figured racism out, but he's also considered, you know, playing around with it.

Newman later said, "Whether women will get attacked more because they're perceived as weak, or whether they'll get attacked less because they're perceived as vulnerable ... that stuff is interesting to me."

So the guy who started off making the 900th version of Minecraft Meets Something is now mulling recreating apartheid in a virtual world with unwilling test subjects.

Video games!

The game uses a predatory business model that gives addicts who spend actual money a huge objective advantage, but sometimes you can overcome this with the sheer power of time and loneliness. And one of the leaders of the most powerful faction has barely spent any money at all. His name is Gamble, and he singlehandedly managed to breach the game's impenetrable paywall. How did a lowborn peasant like him rise to become the most influential political leader in the cutthroat world of Throne: Kingdom At War?

By establishing a welfare state.

Plarium"Next update, we're hacking in food stamps to replace gold."

Throne has a system whereby players can send other players resources in their times of need. From this primitive foundation, Gamble managed to establish a rudimentary tax system. Every member of his faction had to donate their spare income to a central "clan bank," which was a human player acting as a banker and holding all the money. Players who spent real money on the game were encouraged to donate more. The clan bank would then redistribute these funds to players who needed them most. It's something the developers never would have predicted back when they described their game as "YOUR WIFE WILL HATE THIS (100 PERCENT FREE) ADDICT STRATEGY" underneath a picture of tits.

It sounds like an almost utopian example of socialism in action. Players overcome poverty by instituting a voluntary progressive tax system. People of all creeds and nationalities, banding together for the great good! Maybe there's hope for a Star Trek future after all!

And then you learn more about the people who spend money on apps like Throne: Generic Name Of Game. They ... they are not people who should be spending money on video games.

PlariumThief: their in-game character, and possible real job to pay for their in-game character.

The faction's main financier, Ulfi, admitted that he was unemployed and often spends way too much money in the game when in "tight situations." Another player, Azzam, admitted to spending $25,000 over the course of four weeks. Fadi claimed to spend $600-$800 a week to help alleviate his real-life addiction to auction houses and gambling. It's a strangely wholesome community of mutual support and cooperative spirit ... stuck inside a game that exists solely to extract an endless stream of cash from unwitting addicted players. The point is that when we do create utopia, it probably won't involve taking money from the poor and redistributing it to the lazy underneath a banner of giant boobs.

The rabbits were part of the "breedables" craze within Second Life -- players were tasked with caring for and breeding various creatures. These "breedables" ranged from realistic cats, dogs, birds, and rabbits all the way up to dragons and the worryingly humanoid "dwarfins." They were produced by a company called Ozimals, which shut down in 2016 and was taken over by a user named Eldritch. Then Eldritch received a cease and desist letter from another company which claimed to have designed the rabbit's visual assets.

Without the money or time to fight a legal battle over bunnies that didn't really exist, Eldritch complied. He stopped selling the rabbits and, more relevant to our story, their food. The adorable virtual rabbits slowly starved over the next few days, their owners looking on in impotent horror. "This sort of reminds me of when we forgot about our babies during the last World Of Warcraft expansion," they thought to themselves. "Help, mother. Help, father," their babies thought to themselves.

Technically, the rabbits can't die, so they now exist in a permanent state of starvation-induced slumber, never to awaken. Some users managed to save their rabbits by getting an "Everlasting Timepiece" from Ozimals -- an item that makes your rabbits immune to starvation, but also sterilizes them. But would you really want to live forever if it meant unseen gods melted your genitals off?

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If you don't like the idea of thousands of beloved pets slowly suffering, then good news! Everyone's birds died instantly the moment the Ozimals servers went down. You know, we might have been talking about so many sad things that we've forgotten what good news sounds like.

Linden Lab"YAY!!!"

It didn't end there, as major guilds changed their emblems to protest as well. Banners on homes, flags on castles, and icons on territory were all used to express player outrage.

Kakao GamesWhich meant even the game's map wouldn't shut up about it.

None of this was great for immersion. If you don't play games, picture this: You're watching Big Bang Theory, and Raj and Sheldon are making a cake. Sheldon starts setting up a joke, then stops and asks for your credit card. The rest of the cast enters and complains about how much that sucks. A viewer gives money to Raj, who then delivers a limp, lifeless punchline, to the delight of a fake studio audience. While the cast shrieks and protests, Raj then goes on to finish every joke in every episode, while Sheldon helplessly repeats the setup to a cake joke he'll never finish. This is your show now. It wasn't very good before, but now it is hell.

Kakao Games"Oh great, now I hate my virtual life. Thanks a lot, MONEY."

Virtual protests aren't only about virtual issues. During the 2016 presidential election, Second Life became a hotbed of political unrest. Donald Trump's virtual army invaded Bernie Sanders' Second Life headquarters and erected a giant pro-Trump billboard on a neighboring lot.

Kakao GamesIt's weird that belligerent assholes would support Trump.

Similarly, anti-Trump players established the group "Avatars Against Trump," using in-game fundraisers to generate thousands of dollars for groups like Planned Parenthood. Because if you're not campaigning for your candidate in computer-generated sex dungeons filled with comatose, emaciated bunnies, are you really campaigning at all?

Bunnies are still at their most adorable in the form of pure sugar.

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