If the title alone doesn't tell you everything you need to know, we will elaborate. Snoopy and Charlie Brown enlist in the military and hunt down Osama bin Laden by any means necessary. We know what you're wondering: Is there a verse wherein Charlie Brown is gravely wounded by a roadside bomb, leaving Snoopy to gun down the architect of 9/11 on a solo mission? Yes, of course there is. Please don't ask stupid questions, hypothetical reader.
Even though bin Laden is reviled as one of our century's greatest monsters, it's hard not to be creeped out by lines like Snoopy smiled and aimed and he fired his gun / "Take this, bin Laden, now you won't have to run."
You're fucking next, Shermy.