Later, while sleeping in a tent in the upstairs bedroom (talk about burying the lede) McConaughey started hearing strange noises. He leapt out of his sleeping bag and ran "buck naked" down the stairs, brandishing a baseball bat and ready to fend off any potential intruders. Can you imagine if it was just a garden-variety burglary? Imagine robbing a house, only to be confronted by a naked, bat-wielding Rust Cohle? What would you even do?
[Naked Matthew McConaughey stares at you, doing that Wolf Of Wall Street gulp for untold minutes]
We don't know what "Madame Blue" (which is what McConaughey calls the ghost he found) thought of the whole scene, but he actually attributes their friendly relationship directly to it. "She has no qualms with me -- we get along just fine," he said. "Maybe me being nude all the time is why we get along." Which is, incidentally, also what your gross roommate says about you. Previously, McConaughey had claimed he was haunted by the ghost of 1920s outlaw Willis Newton, but it's unclear if that ghost saw his Willis too.