Baltimore saw a 780-pound steer run amok down a two-mile stretch of road before the cops finally wrangled him back in by ... oh ... shooting and killing him. That's sad. Moving on.
R.I.P. you glorious bastard.
Just this February, New York City cops spent an entire morning chasing down a stubborn bull who had no respect for their barricades and caution tape.
Where have all the cowboys gone?
This was the third runaway cow the New York officers had seen that year, incidentally. You'd think they would have figured out how to handle these things by that point. Anyways, they finally caught up with the little guy and tranquilized him, but before the animal could be transferred to a care center he passed away, because life is a cruel and punishing mistress who cares not for your happy ending.
Don't worry, we've got at least one uplifting story for you here. When it comes to cattle on the loose, Texas knows exactly what to do, because of course they do. Kinda helps that they have actual cowboys to give them a hand.