... not twice ...

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... but three times, once by Maggie (guest-voiced by James Earl Jones).

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Oddly enough, this is the only one that's completely in character.

Perhaps not coincidentally, this was Mirkin's last year as showrunner, though he's still involved with the show as a producer. So that's what happens when you mess with Fox and Congress: You end up incredibly rich for doing nothing.

Deciding to go down in an avalanche of sour grapes, Kricfalusi began openly badmouthing the show, which continued being produced without him. He mocked the animators who stayed behind, saying that letting them take over the series was like handing it to "milkmen." What Kricfalusi should have foreseen was that his former colleagues were exactly as spiteful as he was, and were perfectly willing to get back at him through his own creation.

The episode "Reverend Jack" features Ren and Stimpy going to work for a bespectacled egomaniac who sells meat but is utterly unreliable and never finishes his work on time. In a particularly bizarre scene, the eponymous reverend carefully builds sandwiches on top of Ren and Stimpy's heads -- much like something Kricfalusi had done while drunk at a party.

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We're sure this was the only time a scene from this show was conceived in such a state.

One of the show's directors called the episode "a love letter to John" ... in which he acts like an asshole, gets fired, and goes on a pathetic tirade against the people who replaced him. To rub salt in the wound, the writers even included phrases Kricfalusi had been heard to say in real life, except devoid of context, turning them into non-sequiturs. Yeah, they were indistinguishable from the rest of the show's dialogue.

And finally, remember that dig that compared the animators to milkmen? Well, here's the logo those animators put at the end of every episode after Kricfalusi left:

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Subtle.

If Carver seemed more realistic than other action movie baddies, that's because, in a sense, he was real. He was based on Robert Maxwell, a corrupt British media mogul. Maxwell became infamous when details emerged that he had been embezzling hundreds of millions from the pension funds of the employees at The Daily Mirror, a newspaper he ran. He then singlehandedly squandered the funds, leaving countless innocent people without their life savings. It turns out that when the guy in charge of your company openly talks about your pension money as "his" fund, he's probably up to no good.

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"That's right, I wrote all the articles and took all the photos. I even drew the terrible comic."

Also like Carver, Maxwell was known to have a vicious temper, which he often took out on his long-suffering wife (though he never killed her like in the movie, so you gotta give him some credit). However, the most obvious allusion the writers made to this real-life supervillain was the manner surrounding his demise. No, he wasn't dropped into a chimney, sadly. As the details of Maxwell's fraud were coming to light, he managed to escape prosecution by mysteriously dying in a yachting accident. In the movie, after Carver is sea-drilled to death by a certain martini-slugging STD-machine, MI6 releases a cover story that he died in a yachting accident. Because as the old saying goes: "The bigger the boat, the more they believe."

In the show, Butters Stotch is a generally good-natured, anxious little boy who inevitably ends up getting thrown into extremely fucked-up situations (like being almost murdered by his parents or accidentally causing the murder of the Kardashians). As it turns out, Butters wasn't added to the show out of a desire to have a more rounded cast -- it was the creators' way of messing with their co-worker. Apparently, as they worked on the show, Stough started getting on Parker and Stone's nerves with his mild-mannered demeanor and unbearable politeness, so they began picking on him. They'd call him "our little buddy" (which over the years morphed into Butters), mock his voice, and generally do everything short of trapping him inside a locker.

It was only a matter of time before they decided to take this heart-warming instance of workplace bullying to the next level by turning Stough into a character for the other kids to torment. Basically, Butters is Stough if he was an eight-year-old who inexplicably lacked a nose and ears.

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Presumably they'll get around to doing an episode dealing with the juvenile leprosy that plagues that town.

While he was firmly opposed to the idea at first, and specifically told Parker and Stone not to add him to the show, today Stough seems to regard Butters' existence as a harmless bit of friendly ribbing. Yeah, you know, that classic prank where your friends tell millions of people your dad cheats on your mom with other men and they're both terrible people who psychologically abuse you on a daily basis.

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But at least his cartoon self itself is always portrayed in a respectful manner.

It all began when Sorkin noticed his show was being discussed on the website Television Without Pity. Unfortunately they weren't, as he presumably hoped, discussing how awesome Aaron Sorkin was -- instead, they were ragging on him for not acknowledging his co-writer Rick Cleveland's work on the series whilst accepting an Emmy, and being an all-around glory-hogging, floppy-haired a-hole.

Naturally, Sorkin signed in to defend his internet honor, and things went downhill from there. His worst messages have been lost to the sands of time, but here's a recap by another poster:

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Bear in mind that this was before GIFs became commonplace, so you had to type out your shocked reactions.

At one point, Sorkin had passive-aggressively dissed his co-writer on the Emmy-winning show, saying he did all the work himself and basically credited the other dude out of the kindness of his heart. Once said co-writer showed up on the forum, Sorkin apologized and left the website. After all, he was an adult with work to do, and didn't have time to be childish on message boards.

And by "work," we mean writing a West Wing episode about message boards. In "The U.S. Poet Laureate," the character Josh Lyman discovers a website where people are discussing him. He takes umbrage at what's being said, logs on to have a calm discussion, and gets sucked into an unfair debate with what the show describes as chain-smoking basement-dwellers and mentally unstable, muumuu-wearing losers.

One character even repeats some phrases from Sorkin's final message board post. To recap, Aaron Sorkin, one of Hollywood's most lauded creators, dedicated an episode of a critically acclaimed show to get back at random posters who'd called him mean names by calling them even meaner names to millions of viewers. So if you see any particularly pretentious posters in this article's comments section, be sure to tell them that A Few Good Men ruled.

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