"Ever been in a situation where you were left speechless, only to think of something awesome to say way after the point? These guys didn't have that problem."
You know who else never got a driver's license? Woody Allen. So there's that company to consider if you suffer from non-driving shame.
"Is it pathetic to admit that I don't trust myself to operate a car? That I can't envision myself merging onto a highway or hitting the brakes in time without causing a Final Destination chain reaction? Well, color me pathetic, because these are things I'm afraid of."