When we made Welcome Back, Potter, we asked ourselves what it would be like if an orphaned child who was told to fight and kill Wizard Hitler said "hell naw" (Britishly) and ran away. That taught us two things:
1) That plotline's waaaaaaaay more realistic than the Harry Potter books.
2) Those characters are way too much fun.
That's why we're proud to present you these four "Drunken Hooligans" minisodes, where Jarry (Swaim) and Donnie (DOB) hide out in America and grow ever fuller of fear, loathing, and bar peanuts.
(Looking for a little more context? If you're confused, this should help.)
In which the drinks flow and the deep questions come out.
In which Donnie wonders ...
In which an old woman's plight touches our heroes' hearts.
In which ... nope, hang on, explain this:
And go all the way behind the scenes of Welcome Back, Potter with this all-access special, complete with a post-long-take dance party.
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Even our most popular forms of entertainment can treat their employees like absolute trash.
The news spent weeks reporting on these giant scandals without bothering to mention the stupidest parts.