The Drunken Wisdom of Harry Potter

When we made Welcome Back, Potter, we asked ourselves what it would be like if an orphaned child who was told to fight and kill Wizard Hitler said "hell naw" (Britishly) and ran away. That taught us two things:
1) That plotline's waaaaaaaay more realistic than the Harry Potter books.
2) Those characters are way too much fun.
That's why we're proud to present you these four "Drunken Hooligans" minisodes, where Jarry (Swaim) and Donnie (DOB) hide out in America and grow ever fuller of fear, loathing, and bar peanuts.

(Looking for a little more context? If you're confused, this should help.)

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Minisode 1: Jarry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoli

In which the drinks flow and the deep questions come out.

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Minisode 2: Jarry Potter and the Chamber of Science

In which Donnie wonders ...

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Minisode 3: Jarry Potter and the Prisoner of Accents

In which an old woman's plight touches our heroes' hearts.

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Minisode 4: Jarry Potter and the Goblet of F*&king What Now?

In which ... nope, hang on, explain this:

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And go all the way behind the scenes of Welcome Back, Potter with this all-access special, complete with a post-long-take dance party.

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