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Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.
02.26.2010The 10 Sickest Trick Shot Videos on the Internet: [Bleacher Report]
The craziest fans from the Olympics: [Uncoached]
If you don't think cookie cutters can be badass then shut your face you're wrong: [TopCultured]
A series of awful headlines: [Huffington Post]
Step one to saving your terrible video: face plant: [College Humor]
How a sidewalk becomes a cave: [The Chive]
In a couple weeks, The Pacific debuts. Here's five things you didn't know: [Ask Men]
10 Blockbusters That Sucked: [Mania]
This chick is eating a live octopus. Hot: [The Frisky]
Robots Can't Act: Pulp Fiction: [Liquid Generation]
Holy shit, the Earth is awesome: [Gizmodo]
Thanks to Schroeder in the Mirth Canal.
These are some manly fucking cupcakes: [lemondrop]
The people behind your favorite animated characters: [Unreality]
The best of Tim & Eric (Season Four): [Adult Swim]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Need information on Middle Earth's plant life? There's a page for that.
Submitted by Fortyfootwolf in the Mirth Canal.
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02.24.2010
The 14 Funniest Police Composite Sketches: [Huffington Post]
What you've all been dying to see: sex scenes from Back to the Future: [College Humor]
Meet the sexiest superfan: [Bleacher Report]
Question: Is it possible for wooden art to be badass? Answer: Fuck yes it can: [The Chive]
11 menus that used babelfish for their translations: [11 Points]
Top 5 Foreign Crime Film Movies: [Ask Men]
6 Movies That Didn't Meet the Hype: [Mania]
Happy 89th Birthday, Abe Vigoda!: [Fark]
John Mayer's 16 Douchiest Quotes So Far: [COED Magazine]
We don't care if they are singing Savage Garden. We're still not going to fuck with these guys: [YouTube]
Thanks to nchammer326 in the Mirth Canal.
It's the final (a capella) countdown!: [lemondrop]
Babies with laser eyes!: [The Frisky]
What China wants Google to looks like: [College Humor]
This monkey is awesome: [i am bored]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Pointy hats. Just... pointy fucking hats
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02.22.2010
A guide to handshaking for dudes: [i am bored]
9 Public Proposals Gone Painfully Wrong: [Huffington Post]
Two and a Half Men redubbed with an honest "laugh" track: [College Humor]
We smell a new number one hip-hop single coming up: [Holy Taco]
Did you know these scenes used green screen?: [YouTube]
Thanks to Kram in the Mirth Canal.
The 10 Hottest Baseball Reporters: [Bleacher Report]
A follow up to our favorite bearded asskicker: [Liquid Generation]
If Namor designed our vehicles: [The Chive]
An opinion on the Kevin Smith fiasco: [Adult Swim]
Not interested in the iPad? Here are some alternatives: [Ask Men]
The Jedi Gym: "If we can't get your nerdy ass out of the basement, nothing can.": [Mania]
Famous apologies that were better than Tiger Woods's: [The Frisky]
England: Knowing their priorities since 1997: [Fark]
This guide can't only be for bananas: [Top Cultured]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The controversy behind "cellar door."
Submitted by StrangeHoney in the Mirth Canal.
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02.19.2010
Mario Kart Bumper Stickers: [College Humor]
Bacon never looked so fucking good: [Top Cultured]
The Funniest News Paper Ads Ever Printed: [Huffington Post]
Back to the Future meets Star Wars and is as awesome as you'd expect: [The Chive]
Cream Wolf: [Adult Swim]
An interview with Aziz Ansari: [Ask Men]
Folks, this is Oakland (part one): [YouTube]
Thanks to BondFiction in the Mirth Canal.
The Most Painful Figure Skating Falls on the Internet: [Bleacher Report]
The 10 Most Influential African Americans In Sci Fi: [Mania]
If Women Wrote Men's Magazines: [The Frisky]
Juggalo patrol: What happens when you rat out your fellow officers: [i am bored]
We thought something like this was only possible in America. Thanks, Australia!: [Fark]
Folks, this is Oakland (part two): [YouTube]
Thanks to Sanchez in the Mirth Canal.
The 50 Funniest Google Search Suggestions: [Man O Fest]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Is this the inspiration for Monty Python's Killer Rabbit?
Submitted by Quagmar in the Mirth Canal.
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A tribute to Andre the Giant: [The Chive]
25 Awesome Guitars: [Holy Taco]
7 Videogames and their Movie Equivalents (Part I): [College Humor]
Chernobyl: 5 Things You Didn't Know: [Ask Men]
The 7 Craziest Game Show Host Moments Ever: [Huffington Post]
Hilarious sportscasting fail: [Bleacher Report]
Robot Unicorn Attack: [Adult Swim]
10 Other Islands Besides Shutter Island Not Worth Visiting: [Mania]
Sexy Sesame Street costumes designed to excite hormones in five-year-old boys: [The Frisky]
A moving tale from Roger Ebert: [Esquire]
Thanks to David Wong in the Mirth Canal.
Coffee house + chess + Indianapolis = most boring ghost ever: [Asylum]
A tremendously retarded fanfic: [Insane Person's Journal]
Thanks to Hungarian in the Mirth Canal.
Read this so you can do Mardi Gras right this year: [COED Magazine]
We don't expect much from the insect world. However, failing at flying is just plain unacceptable: [Gorilla Mask]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The terrible truth behind Disney parks.
Submitted by Quagmar in the Mirth Canal.
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13 Ridiculous Things You Didn't Know About U.S. Presidents: [Huffington Post]
The 7 Most Electable and Impeachable Movie Presidents: [Mania]
20 People Who Are Cooler Than You: [Manofest]
The 30 Hottest Fictional Cheerleaders in History: [Bleacher Report]
We would buy every insurance impossible if American companies made their commercials like these: [Uncoached]
And now the news with Dave Willis: [Adult Swim]
39 Perfectly Timed Sports Photos: [The Chive]
Give Texans a little snow, and they'll do awesome shit with it: [Top Cultured]
Deja View: Iron Man versus Batman: [College Humor]
A frightening look at Mr. Rogers: [Lemondrop]
Revisiting those old poses: [I Am Bored]
"Oh you don't like the cuffs? Off to the asylum with you, then.": [Fark]
Top 10 iPhone Travel Apps: [Ask Men]
Porn stars name their favorite presidents: [Asylum]
Get the fuck of the plane, Kevin Smith, you fatty: [Yahoo!]
Thanks to Bender_is_Great in the Mirth Canal.
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Don't think Greedo shooting first was a big deal? You are quite mistaken.
Submitted by Gishface in the Mirth Canal.
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How to survive an assassination attempt on Valentine's Day: [College Humor]
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover: [COED Magazine]
10 Grossest Adult Swim Hook Ups: [Adult Swim]
21 photos of people doin' it right: [The Chive]
Outrageous Vintage Ads That Show Us How Far We've Come: [Huffington Post]
G.I. Joe Valentines: [Asylum]
Quite possibly the cutest picture for 2010: [The Frisky]
Dolph Lundgren should totally be hosting the Academy Awards this year: [YouTube]
Thanks to Disco Stu in the Mirth Canal.
Another waste of butter... but at least it's hilarious: [Gorilla Mask]
How to make the office jealous of you on Valentine's Day (you know, in case your office is open Sunday): [Ask Men]
10 reasons to care about this year's Winter Olympics: [Bleacher Report]
10 Classic Horror Films That Should Be Remade Like The Wolfman: [Mania]
The greatest ninja move of all time? Monkey Steals The Peach: [I Am Bored]
Two words: Whiskey. Toothpaste: [Fark]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: These are the gayest penguins.
Submitted by anfielder the great in the Mirth Canal.
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Top 9 Mooninites Moments: [Adult Swim]
The 8 Best "Beware of Dog" Signs: [Burbia]
Super Bowl Ice Breakers: [College Humor]
A beautiful woman reviews Wolfman. What more do you need?: [Mania]
The 9 Most Ridiculous Reasons Kids Have Been Arrested: [Huffington Post]
Can't Beaker just play his song?: [YouTube]
Thanks to Ralf23 in the Mirth Canal.
5 Ways Sleep Deprivation Can Kill You: [Ask Men]
16 biggest wastes of butter. Think of how much popcorn all that could've gone on: [The Chive]
The 25 Most Gruesome Injuries in Sports History: [Bleacher Report]
Is... is fruit suppose to arouse us like this?: [I Am Bored]
Quite possibly the most "awwww" inducing story of the year: Ming-Ming the disabled duckling teaches an autistic boy to walk: [Fark]
This Valentine's day, get married underwater: [Asylum]
This headline is just baffling: [Liquid Generation]
Looks like Bucholz won't be the only person snuggling up with his cat this Sunday: [lemondrop]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: In case you wanted the "more cowbell" skit dissected for you, here it is.
Submitted by conker the great in the Mirth Canal.
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13 Things Not to Get Your Valentine This Year: [Huffington Post]
What happens when you add old Manning family photos to vintage ads? Absolutely nothing: [Top Cultured]
Here in is Snooki photobombing the shit out of the world: [The Chive]
Hey Lindsey Vonn, care to take us down the bunny slope? (Honestly, we have no idea how to ski.): [Bleacher Report]
Looks like they finally updated the ski warnings: [College Humor]
Whatcha got written on your hand there, Sarah Palin?: [The Frisky]
Monkeys make everything look cool: [I Am Bored]
"If it's not too much trouble, could you move these trains you parked in front of my house... two months ago? You know, just when you have a chance. Thanks.": [Fark]
Futuristic, 80s-Influenced Technology Available Now: [Asylum]
Axe Cop. 'Nuff said: [Axe Cop]
Thanks to MattThermo in the Mirth Canal.
10 Ingenious Ways to Get Rid of a Dead Body In Movies: [Mania]
This headline is just baffling: [Liquid Generation]
25 Ironic Signs: [Holy Taco]
Seriously, man, you couldn't wait until you got home to look at Internet porn?: [lemondrop]
10 Products That Shouldn't Exist: [Uncoached]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: People actually wasted their time listing alien cats.
Submitted by Mortal Wombat in the Mirth Canal.
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Carl's pick for the Super Bowl: [Adult Swim]
A photo essay on why hipsters are just awful people: [The Chive]
And the Grammy for best song about losing a woman through a portal to Hell goes to: [Three Arm Sally]
The 10 Worst Super Bowl Commercials of All Time: [College Humor]
The Aliens rap might just be one of the most beautiful things we've ever seen: [Gorilla Mask]
Our congratulations to Fresno for rating as America's drunkest city. We did our part for Santa Monica here at the office. Can't win 'em all, unfortunately: [Fark]
Dwight Schrute's Top 10 Skills and Where to Obtain Them: [Top Cultured]
This might be the best gaming controller since the SNES Ascii pad: [The Frisky]
It's the Snoopy D-O-Double-Gizzle presenting the S-T-something... something... Star Wars sneaker: [Asylum]
LARPing is truly, truly frightening: [I Am Bored]
Pubic hair fashion show. Other than NSFW, there's really not much more to say: [Live Leak]
Thanks to daimon67 in the Mirth Canal.
Herb Johnson knows kung fu: [Manofest]
The 15 Worst Taglines Ever Written: [Huffington Post]
Superhero Bowl: Marvel versus DC: [Mania]
If college course guides told the truth: [College Humor]
The Top 10 Super Bowl Half Time Shows: [Bleacher Report]
Which Lost character are you?: [Liquid Generation]
The 10 Hottest NFL Cheerleading Squads: [COED Magazine]
What is your plan for Super Bowl Sunday?: [Holy Taco]
Zach Galifianakis gets Charlize Theron between two ferns: [lemondrop]
Parents do the darndest things (to their kids): [Uncoached]
5 Reasons the Saints Will Win: [Ask Men]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Have you ever wanted to know who has been pied in their lifetime? Here's your answer.
Submitted by SalmonVsTuna in the Mirth Canal.
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Previously on Lost (Edition):
...people on the Internet started telling the truth: [College Humor]
...America entered the sex-robot race. (Take that Japan.): [Fark]
...man-babies. Just man-babies: [The Chive]
...Hitler really hated the iPad (of course): [Gorilla Mask]
...thousands of people inexplicably subjected themselves to eight miles of fire, electricity and barbed wire: [Asylum]
...a nutjob with a LiveJournal answered with frightening length and detail the question: [Is Christian Bale actually Kermit the Frog?]
Thanks to Sanchez in the Mirth Canal.
...Americans discovered increasingly imaginative ways to send themselves to an early grave: [Manofest]
...the stupidest country lyrics of all time were discovered: [Huffington Post]
...the preview for Freaknik, starring Snoop Dogg, Lil Wayne and T-Pain, debuted: [Adult Swim]
...Bill Waterson, creator of Calvin and Hobbes, appeared for a rare interview: [I Am Bored]
...Michael was apparently a white football coach: [Bleacher Report]
...Wolverine gave out his essential dating tips: [Mania]
...the Snuggle Bear took the day off: [Liquid Generation]
...the Oscar nominations came out: [The Frisky]
...beauty queens went wild: [COED Magazine]
...Michael Bay's earliest known work was discovered: [Holy Taco]
...the AARP became interested in teaching your grandparents to sext: [lemondrop]
...athletes were caught in hilarious positions: [Uncoached]
...the Dutch displayed their nightmare-inducing soup commercial: [YouTube]
Thanks to nchammer326 in the Mirth Canal.
...Roland Emmerich drove a boat: [College Humor]
...Google enjoys fucking with us: [Top Cultured]
...the island is actually a subway: [John Cabrera]
And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: People like to steal Baby Jesus.
Submitted by Jay2111 in the Mirth Canal.
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