4 Types of Husbands and Wives (Or Why Marriage is Evil)

Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."

In this installment of his weekly Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree gives you eight reasons not to get married, four for each sex...



Check out past updates, in which Winston illustrated The Mineral States of Man and Every Album Ever and The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds or weeks before when he showed you How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.

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