twitter.com/feliciaday
Following / Followers
84 / 62,346
Nerd-icon-on-the-rise Felicia Day (Buffy, Dr. Horrible) doesn't aim to be particularly insightful or hilarious. However, if you spend too much time on the Internet (rhetorical statement, you're here), you will fall in love with her. The savvy PR to reality ratio is still in question, but she's a cute, excitable redhead who posts intelligently about video games, graphic novels and personally knowing Joss Whedon. OK, champ, we're done here, you can put your pants back on.
Choice Tweets:
Cleaning up house, found an unopened copy of Spore, realized I never played it! GAH! Must remedy!
Started my Graphic Novel education, training myself to not speed through the text and appreciate the art is a learning curve, but worth it.

twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ
Following / Followers
380 / 87,931
Like some of his previous forays into mass media, namely Shazaam and Shaq Fu, THE_REAL_SHAQ blurs the line between unintelligible train wreck and sublime performance art. The posts run high on stream-of-consciousness and low on spell check, and range from short words of wisdom (usually self-attributed) to his signature one-liners (always capped with "lol" 'cause, you know, it's a joke). I could go on, but the man's bio says it best: "VERY QUOTATIOUS, I PERFORM RANDOM ACTS OF SHAQNESS".

Random act of Shaqness
Choice Tweets:
Just leavn lebrons party, i have no voice, can u hear this , ................... C i told u , no voice, lol

Random act of Shaqness #2
Ok i admit it i at performance enhancing frosted flakes 2 yrs ago, lol

Random act of Shaqness #3
If your n a bad place rt now, the best is yet to come Shaquille o'neal
Images courtesy of one man Photoshop powerhouse Randall S. Maynard.
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