Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing s**t all day.
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