Children are stupid. We know it's not their fault, but it doesn't stop us from laughing at their innocent, wide-eyed idiocy.
With this in mind, we asked you to depict some of history's most significant events, as they would be drawn by a five year-old child. We offered $50 to the winner, and the prize-winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:
And the winner is ...
Congrats, Bell110, you win money.
Want in on this?
You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:
What would ebay listings look like if complete honesty and full disclosure were required? Fire up Photoshop and show us. Post entries in the forums.
If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out last week's look at what people with low self-esteem would look like If Tattoos Actually Told the Truth. Or, for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.
Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.
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The news spent weeks reporting on these giant scandals without bothering to mention the stupidest parts.