NOT AS COOL AS YOU THOUGHT!
5 Awesome Sci-Fi Inventions (That Would Actually Suck)
Before you launch your flaming carcass off a cliff thanks to your homemade jet pack, please read this article. If you decide to ignore this article and try out that jet pack anyway, please have whoever's in charge of your estate send us the video.
Notable Comment: Steve thinks the article was "So funny I sat my gf down and read the whole thing to her ... yeah I treat her soooo good." Thanks for the kind words, Steve, and we look forward to nursing you back to health after your inevitable break up.
The 7 Most Terrifying Celebrity Transformations
Janet Jackson shifts from smokin' hottie to rhino-in-a-sweatshirt, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen shift from [omitted at the behest of our lawyers] to zombie-like and stick-figure-esque (respectively), and Britney Spears shifts from total sex kitten to the Bat Child found in West Virginia. It's impossible to speculate as to which pop icon will be the next to undergo some kind of hideous transformation, but, gun to our head, we'd say Vanessa Hudgens is about two years away from either a giant face tattoo or a sex change.
Notable Comment: Iamainsworth posts "Could have done Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson together." Like that family doesn't have enough to worry about, you want us to throw in incest? (That's all for this week. Tune in next time for another installment of "Comments Taken Out of Context.")