We said we ve got a ton of laughter-and-medical-themed puns for these round-ups, and we meant it, people. They re only getting worse from here. Worse, even, than having high blood pressure. More like high-larious, right, everybody? Ah, seriously though, folks, you should never have too much salt in your diet.
What you should have in your diet, however, is a healthy dose of comedy, which we are licensed to administer. So roll up your sleeve and point us to your nearest vein, because we ve got one, fat needle full of laughter that s looking for a bloodstream.
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