The Cowboys brought in Terrell Owens this offseason, making it clear to the team that no matter how big of a dick someone may be, winning always comes first.WEAKNESS:Coaching
Bill Parcells preaches discipline. And, boy, does it sure ring true considering he doesn't have the discipline to push away from the table after his third box of doughnuts.
New York GiantsSTRENGTH:Quarterback
Based on his appearance, it' clear Giants quarterback Eli Manning has Down syndrome. And as anyone who saw "Radio" knows, having a retarded person hang around a football team can inspire it to greatness.WEAKNESS:Stadium
Yes, Giants Stadium is one of the most outdated venues in the NFL. And, yes, it doesn't provide as many revenue streams as its rivals' homes do. But the worst part is having to share the stadium with the Jets. The Giants have a real and understandable fear that the Jets' suck rubs off on them.Philadelphia EaglesSTRENGTH:Fans
Nothing motivates a football team more than knowing that if they play poorly they'll be booed, cussed out and have beer dumped on them by a balding, middle aged, fat guy who can't keep a job and has been divorced three times.
The Eagles still employ the outdated 4-3 defense. Come on, Eagles — get with the times! Only seven players? Modern defenses have 11.Washington RedskinsSTRENGTH:Ownership
Redskins owner Daniel Snyder is willing to spend any amount of money to get what his team needs. Which is good, considering they need a lot due to all of the awful players they've overpaid for in recent years.WEAKNESS:Racin'
Head coach Joe Gibbs loves him some NASCAR. In fact, nothing takes his mind off of his team' putrid offense and the failure that his return to the NFL has been like watching cars go around in a circle.
How They'll Finish:
Look for the Cowboys to take the division in a tight race with a 10-6 record. And if that happens, expect Dallas owner Jerry Jones to get plastic surgery to make his face into a permanent smile.