15 Of This Week’s Wildest Top Stories

Tucker Carlson fantasizes about an America full of burly, half naked men.

A few days after the death of his wife, an old farmer in upstate New York is visited by a stranger from the future, distant and mysterious.

He's sitting alone in his living room, looking out at nothing through dirty windows and listening to the wind howling across the empty field that stretches away into a distant forest. The air has grown cold, and he can hear it rattling the branches outside. It makes the house creak and sway. His hands tremble with the thought of leaving this safe place, and then there is a knock at the door. "Who's there?" he demands. There's no response; he tries again, more loudly. Still no answer. Then there's a second knock, and then someone comes inside the house.

"HEAR THIS," the apparition tells the man, who watches it in wordless terror. The apparition then begins rattling off a list of strange facts, starting with ...

The Tonys are not taking their chances on any “Will Smith”ing this year.

Hollywood Reporter 

A WV man handed meth to traffic cops instead of his registration.

WBOY 

A JPEG of the first tweet could not find a buyer willing to pay $48 million.

The Guardian 

Texas pigs were told to slim down.

KWTX 

Tucker Carlson fantasizes about an America full of burly, half naked men.

Newsweek 

Pizza

MSN 

Taylor Swift

NME

One person sent 2,000+ noise complaints to an airport last year. r

Independent

A deceased train driver was compensated 45 cents after a year-long payroll issue.

Yahoo 

Child-murderer ate his own eyeball and wants to be found too mentally ill for execution.

AJC 

Electric chopsticks make things saltier, and this is seen as a good thing.

Reuters 

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