34 Baffling and Bizarro Headlines That Won’t Help You Find Order or Reason in This Chaotic Universe
Look, officer! That five-year-old you caught driving was just trying to buy a present for his sister! Sure, it makes for a fun headline, but you could’ve just let him do his thing. Think of his poor sister who doesn’t have a present now!
Here’s that and many more strange headlines from around the world…
The Bumblebee That a 13-Year-Old Rescued
The Giant Cargo Ship That Got Stuck in the Suez Canal
Source: AZCentra
The Woman Who Called in a Bomb Threat So She Didn’t Miss Her Flight
Source: SFGate
The Men Who Trained Monkeys to Be Professional Pickpockets
Source: AlArabiya
The Russian Toddler Who Got Lost in the Woods
The Florida Resort That Suddenly Shut Down in the Middle of Spring Break
Source: ABC
The Paul Ryan Misquote That Sparked Outrage
The South Dakota Teachers Who Staged Their Own Squid Games
The Epic of Gilgamesh
Source: Weird World: 12 Bizarre Events That, Against All Odds, Are Real
The Sri Lankan Gem Trader Who Had a Sapphire Fortune in His Backyard
Source: Weird World: 12 Bizarre Events That, Against All Odds, Are Real
The Student Who Went to Space with Jeff Bezos
Source: Weird World: 12 Bizarre Events That, Against All Odds, Are Real
The Pig That Helped Several Wild Cats Escape a North Carolina Petting Zoo
Source: Weird World: 12 Bizarre Events That, Against All Odds, Are Real
The Horny Sea Snakes Trying to Seduce Scuba Divers
The Word That the Texas State House Banned During Debates
The One Good Thing About the Pandemic
The Five-Year-Old Caught Driving
The Montreal School That Strip-Searched Its Students
The Wild Boars Roaming Suburban Rome
Source: The Guardian
The Woman Who Wouldn’t Stop Claiming She Saved the Lives of an Afghan Girls’ Robotics Team
Source: The Hill
The Political Press Conference Interrupted by a Sex Toy Drone
Source: abq.news
The Felonious Goat That Wouldn’t Leave Tim Hortons
Source: CTV
The Leopards That Escaped from a Chinese Safari Park
Source: Sky
The Weird-Shaped Coffins in New Zealand
Source: AP News
The New Jersey Deli Worth $100 Million
The Man Who Got COVID Despite Staying in a Quarantine Hotel
Source: CP24
The Drug Lord Landlord in Ireland
Source: IrishTimes
The Florida Billboards Targeting Matt Gaetz
Source: The Hill
The Doctor Who Killed A Patient Via Butt Injection
Source: NBC
The Ranting Pilot Who Didn’t Know His Mic Was On
Source: SFGate
The Man Whose Wallet Was Filled with Drugs
Source: WSAZ
The Man with 15,000 Bees in His Car
Source: The Guardian