40 Breaking News Items That Stopped the Presses Somewhere in the World
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Fossils
There Are Dozens of Us!
Fair Is Fair
Father’s Day Is About to Get Awkward
Wait ‘Til They Hear About Divorce
One Way to Not Lose You Vape Is to Conceal It in Your Undies
What If Volcanoes Could Do Math?
And It Was Better Than 90 Percent of Podcasts
Whales
New York City
Once Cops Hear About Police Brutality, It’s So Over
You’re Better Off Leasing a Hitman
Okay, It’s Just Gonna Ask You a Question and Then You Can Tap Your Card
Crypto
Only in New York
A Bold Tourism Strategy
An Easy Way to Go From a 3 to a 4
The One Good Thing About the Pandemic
The Beanie Baby Crisis
Boys Will Be Boys
Okay, Let’s Hear Him Out
Congrats?
A Change of Heart
The Five-Year-Old Caught Driving
Utah
Source: Fox13Now
Justice for This Crow!
The Myrtle Beach to Ireland Garbage Run
Inadvertent Porncast
Part of This Complete Breakfast
Writing While You Run
An IRL Vigilante
Source: NPR
The Woman Who Wouldn’t Stop Claiming She Saved the Lives of an Afghan Girls’ Robotics Team
Source: The Hill
‘Living in a Cage’ Is No Excuse to Be Anti-Vax
Source: Straits Times
The Political Press Conference Interrupted by a Sex Toy Drone
Source: abq.news