'South Park' Closes Trump's Season 27/28 Arc With The Perfect Jeffrey Epstein Joke

Now that South Park has finally closed the loop on its single most world-shaking plotline of 2025, we just have to ask – when will Congress authorize the release of the Butt Baby files?

In the South Park Season 27 premier, “Sermon on the ‘Mount,” we saw the return of two classic antagonists: Saddam Hussein, now disguised as Donald Trump and wrecking the White House from within, and Satan, the sensitive, passionate lover whose taste in men is about as bad as Jesus Christ’s choice of chicks. As we later learned, Satan was mainly trying to stick it out with Trump because he was pregnant with the President’s child, which could have been the antichrist if not for the events of tonight’s Season 28 finale – and for some not-at-all-suspicious missing frames in the surveillance footage.

Tonight, we saw the highly anticipated conclusion of Satan’s pregnancy arc in “The Crap Out” as the spawn of Satan and Trump supposedly hung itself in the womb – I mean, it certainly looks that way, even though the ultrasound crapped out for a couple of minutes.

Yes, after all the South Park fandom speculation that Trey Parker and Matt Stone would conclude the most politically divisive year in South Park history with an incendiary spectacle – for instance, some fans thought that murdered right-wing political activist Charlie Kirk would pop out of Satan's anal womb in the season finale – the pair stuck the landing and gave themselves an easy way out of the Trump saga, just as pedophile billionaire Jeffrey Epstein allegedly took the easy way out back in 2019.

Honestly, this is the absolute perfect ending for South Park fans who loved the show's extended satire of Trump in Season 27/28 as well as those detractors who got tired of retreading the same few gags about Trump's anatomy every two weeks. Just as the media was about to move on from Trump's well-documented ties to Epstein and focus on his impending invasion of Venezuela, Parker and Stone reminded their politically diverse audience that, much like Satan's miscarriage, the end of Epstein could have been very convenient for the Commander in Chief.

We may never know for sure whether or not Trump and Peter Thiel really did have something to do with the suspiciously missing surveillance footage – and the same goes for Satan's ultrasound.