Jon Stewart Lists the Special Prison Perks That Donald Trump Secured for Ghislaine Maxwell
Rich and powerful friends of Jeffrey Epstein allegedly enjoyed some seriously terrible things on his private island. Now, Epstein’s most notorious accomplice basks in the exclusive comforts of Club Fed, courtesy of the Commander in Chief.
In July, 2020, when Ghislaine Maxwell was still just an accused child sex trafficker and not yet a convicted one, her old acquaintance Donald Trump expressed his support for the socialite and sexual predator, telling the press of Maxwell, “I just wish her well." Now, with Maxwell serving 20 years in federal prison for counts of sex trafficking of a minor and conspiracy, and following numerous private meetings between Maxwell and Trump’s Department of Justice, Maxwell resides in Federal Prison Camp, Bryan, Texas, a pastoral minimum security prison where she enjoys numerous special accommodations allegedly ensured by the President himself.
On Monday night's episode of The Daily Show, Jon Stewart detailed all the special prizes that Maxwell won from the penal system just days after she gave testimony that she never saw Trump commit any heinous sex crimes during his ample time spent with Epstein.
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Said Stewart, “The perks that Maxwell is getting in prison would seem sketchy for a run-of-the-mill, white-collar larcenist, let alone a convicted sex trafficker.”
In his monologue, Stewart referenced the two private meetings that Maxwell held with the Deputy US Attorney General Todd Blanche back in July, in which Maxwell reportedly claimed that she never witnessed Trump engage in any criminal activity – for that matter, she says that she never saw Epstein do anything wrong, either. Days later, the Department of Justice moved Maxwell from the Federal Correction Institution, Tallahassee to the Texas prison, which is known to be much more comfortable than her previous confines.
As CNN reported, Maxwell's new Hilton-level perks include:
- Private meals and mail delivery
- Cellmates reassigned for privacy
- Special visits in chapel
And, hilariously,
- Warden helps her send documents and emails
“The warden??" Stewart exclaimed, before theatrically breaking down Maxwell's executive privileges in a solo performance:
Maxwell: “Hello, Warden! It's Ghislaine! I'm having just an awful time converting this file to PDF. Would you be a dear?”
Warden: “Oh, yeah, I'll send the IT guy –”
Maxwell: “Oh no! You will attend to this personally!”
Warden: “Yes, Ghislaine.”
Maxwell: “I'm sorry?”
Warden: “Yes, Miss Maxwell.”
And scene.
“I mean, come on, the f---ing warden??” Stewart erupted, “And, it gets cushier, literally!” Stewart then played a clip in which CNN explained how Maxwell is also guaranteed unlimited toilet paper during her luxurious stay at FPC Bryan. “The audience literally gasped right now!” Stewart said of the reaction to the perk.
“I've been a free man my whole life, I have never had unlimited toilet paper!” Stewart commented, “Never! In my life! I wasn't raised that way, but Maxwell, she's just wipin' and wipin'!"