Bert Kreischer Ripped Apart By Fans for His Gross OnlyFans Scheme

Should a father of daughters watch VR porn during a podcast taping before publicly screening “nubile” prospects for his digital pimp operation? Does Bert Kreischer even count as a comedian anymore?

These are the questions that both fans and haters of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast are asking as it becomes increasingly clear that Kreischer was serious about a business proposition that he pitched to his co-host Tom Segura during their September 8th episode. Kreischer’s plan is to “pimp an OnlyFans page,” where he would act as a supervisor to sex workers in search of a wider audience and curate adult content for the 2 Bears, 1 Cave following. During that initial episode, Kreischer expressed his rage that the women in his office shut down his attempt to proposition a female employee about managing an OnlyFans page featuring her, and he decided to take the opportunity to his fandom, who have spent the last month sending in their “applications.”

In any sane industry, an employer angrily pressuring his employee to let him sell her body on the internet would be a career-ending controversy, but, in the Manosphere, Kreischer’s plan to become an “OnlyFans pimp” has only picked up steam since its uncomfortable inception. During the latest 2 Bears, 1 Cave episode, which opened with Kreischer watching porn on a VR headset across from an uneasy Segura, the two hosts sifted through the fan submissions for their OnlyFans scheme, prompting comedy fans to harshly criticize Kreischer and his pimp aspirations while calling him an “alleged comedian.”

In a viral Reddit thread about Kreischer’s continued obsession with becoming an OnlyFans pimp, many comedy fans weren’t surprised about Kreischer’s latest career turn, even if this new scheme is especially creepy. “Nothing new. He always says the dumbest shit possible that he hasn’t spent a second thinking about. Not that it would help if he tried to think,” one fan wrote.

“Dude is in his 50s, knees deep in alcoholism and unironically saying ‘content house,’” another user commented. “What a lame existence even with all the money he’s made lol.”

Another commenter with experience in the adult entertainment industry chimed in to say that Kreischer’s plan is antithetical to the idea of OnlyFans, and the so-called “comedian” is trying to bring back a business model that’s based in exploitation. “WHAT BERT IS DOING IS FUCKING WEIRD,” they wrote. “OnlyFans historically has been used by porn actresses to publish their own work, under their own brand, under their own ownership, while maintaining 85 percent of the raw income. At the very least it is an infinitely better business model than what porn actress had in the past where none of that was really possible for them unless they started their own studio.”

“Bert is essentially wanting to use the old model where he essentially owns the women that work for him,” the user continued. “We would have to see what kind of contract he’s offering these women and that would tell you all you need to know.”

Even in the YouTube comment section under the new 2 Bears, 1 Cave episode, Kreischer’s listeners weren’t impressed with his OnlyFans fixation. “Who wants to hear two, old, gray 55 year olds talk about OF?” one viewer wondered. “I think I’m finally over this pod. It was alot fun (sic) early on!”

“How can Bert’s wife stand this shit?!” another listener asked.

“My dislike for Bert is quite rational and completely justified by his behavior,” one more added.

Nevertheless, the submissions for Kreischer’s OnlyFans scheme seem to be pouring in, and their is no dearth of adult entertainment talent looking for a leg up in a crowded field. Maybe Kreischer will discover the next great adult performer, but, even if the plan succeeds, Kreischer should still be careful — he may very well become the second most popular shirtless performer at his own company.