‘Hank Hill’ Defends Nancy Mace Against Those Mocking Her Severe Case of Diminished Gluteal Syndrome

Hank Hill and Republican Congresswoman Nancy Mace have very few things in common.

Mace has dedicated her career to downing large quantities of beans, developing weird obsessions with trans people and kissing up to President Donald Trump. Hank Hill, conversely, is a good person. He’s a superfan of former President George W. Bush (hey, we all have our faults), but the ex-propane salesman is kind, regards those around him with respect and has notably few questions about their genitals. 

However, there’s still one thread that connects this disparate pair: They both know what it’s like to have absolutely no gottdang ass. 

That bond became abundantly clear on Tuesday, when Mace headed to Twitter with a late and clunky take on Sydney Sweeney’s viral American Eagle ad. “Nancy Mace for Governor has great jeans,” she captioned a photo of herself at a gun range, sporting blue denim slacks and a pair of black pumps. 

But instead of feeling compelled to click the donation link Mace included, her constituents gleaned something else from her post. Namely, that Mace’s butt is flat as hell. 

“Didn’t realize it was possible to have negative ass,” wrote one Twitter user, while another likened her silhouette to that of a French bulldog standing upright. 

It was only a matter of time then before a reference to the famously flat-assed Arlenite surfaced. “Finally found an ass flatter than Hank Hill,” read one viral reply to Mace’s snap. Someone else shared an image of the King of the Hill star moments after being diagnosed with diminished gluteal syndrome in Season Five. 

A well-known Twitter account famous for cosplaying as the animated Texan refused to take these disses sitting down — at least for the sake of his back. He offered Mace some grounding words to help her navigate both the social media pile-on and her apparent lack of ass. “It’s a very serious genetic disorder,” “Hank” captioned a tweet photoshopping the lawmaker’s overly-contoured face onto his flat body. 

Faux Hank’s advocacy didn’t stop there either. He decided to take aim at yet another naysayer, living up to his mower-racing slogan of “we’re here, no rear, get used to it!” 

“Delete this,” he wrote alongside a meme poking fun at Mace. 

So, take it from the actual Hank Hill: Investing in a gluteal orthotic — and not being a thirsty, clout-stealing grifter — is always a good idea.