21 Celeb Mic Drop Comeback Burns

These people didn't need to wait until they were on the crapper hours later to think of a witty retort.
21 Celeb Mic Drop Comeback Burns

We've all experienced it. You ended up getting into a quarrel with a friend or acquaintance, and they had you so worked up that you just couldn't think of a solid retort till the fight was done. The French call this cruel phenomenon ‘the wit of the staircase’.

When utilized correctly, the greatest comebacks function as a sweet retribution, and we all know how difficult it is to come up with clever comebacks when you're put in that situation.

We've all been in a scenario where someone has given us a burn, and we haven't been able to come up with a retort. These people didn't have to wait till they were on the toilet for hours to come up with a clever comeback.

We've compiled a list of 21 celebrities' comebacks to assist you start coming up with some nasty burns, roasting, and witty comeback wins to employ in the thick of combat. Whenever you don't feel such as being as pleasant as peaches, now next time you're debating with a monster, use them.

Our readers threw themselves into Google and came up with some of the greatest comebacks in history. The winner received $200...

GRACKEDO No, it did lots of other things too James Joyce Response to a fan who asked, May I kiss the hand that wrote Ulysses?
Shia LaBeouf Follow CAMPANCAE @thecampaignbook GEL DOUCHE You have my apologies for offending you for thinking I was being serious AUZIARI NICE instea
When the results of the first experiment to prove general relativity right arrived, Einstein showed them to his assistant, Ilsa Rosenthal-Schneider Ov
Upon seeing Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes, Kevin Smith pointed out that the ending of the movie seemed to come straight out of a comic he wrote. In
Regardina mv recent interview, I wasn't actually sleeping. I'm a beta tester for Google Eyelids and... ...! was merely taking the opportunity to updat
When a physician said to him, 'You have lived to be an old man,' he said. 'That is because I never employed you as my physician.' -Pausanias, 5th cent
CRACKED.co COM When asked why he had SO many bitches, Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner replied, I have a lot of girlfriends because I don't call them bi
AFTER HE MADE SUPER MARIO BROS, DENNIS HOPPER WAS ASKED BY HIS THEN SIX-YEAR-OLD SON HENRY WHY DID HE PLAY KING KOOPA HOPPER ASWERED WELL HENRY, I DI
IN 1954 A SENATE SUBCOMMITTEE HELD HEARINGS ON JUVENILE DELINQUENCY WITH A FOCUS ON COMIC BOOKS. SHOCK ...WHY DOES THE NORMAL CHILD SPEND so MUCH TIM
CRACKED.COM But when we open our dikes, the waters are ten feet deep. - Queen Wilhelmina (1880 - 1962) Dutch monarch. Replying to a boast by German
CRACKED COM W.C Fields, who was a staunch atheist, was found by his good friend leafing through the Bible on his deathbed. His friend. Gene Fowler. as
Vincent Gallo, let, directed the movie The Brown Bunny. Roger Ebert said it was the worst movie in the history of the Cannes Film Festival. Gallo call
Jeremy Roenick andipatrick Roy were two of the NHL'STOP players in the 1990s. During the 1996playoffs Roenick taunted the goaltender by saying, I jus
Tallulah Bankhead was generous with her cocaine and often offered it to herfriends. When asked ifit was habit forming, her usual response was, Cocain
Groucho: Eleven?! Did you say eleven kids? (after finding out the contestant has 11) Contestant: Well, I love my husband. Groucho: Lady, I love my cig
CRACKED C COM Faulkner once criticised Hemingway's writing style: He has never been known to word that use a might send the reader to a dictionary.
WHEN HIS WIFE CAUGHT HIM KISSING ANOTHER WOMaN, CHICO MARX'S RESPONSE WAS: I WASN'T KISSING HER. I WAS JUST WHISPERING IN HER MOUTH.
CRACKEDc With all my heart. Whose wife shall it be? - John Horne Tooke (1736-1812) British lawyer, clergyman, and politician. Replying to the sugges
At a press conference in 1958 a reporter asked Elvis Presley: Elvis, what's youn idea of the ideal girl' Female, sir. Elvis replied: CRACKED COM
DEUCE BIGALOW EUROPEAN GIGOLO PATRICK GOLDSTEIN ...a film that was sadly overlooked at Oscar time because apparently nobody had the foresight to inve
AFTER SIGNING AN AUTOGRAPH FOR A WOMAN IN A BUSY RESTAURANT, TRUMAN CAPOTE WAS APPROACHED BY HER JEALOUS. DRUNK HUSBAND. THE HUSBAND PULLED OUT HIS PE

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