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Advertisers have been able to sell some pretty terrible stuff. Emphasizing the positives, and downplaying the fact that it kills you goes a long way. We asked you to show us what it might look like if they had to sell stuff that sucks so hard, even the most cynical corporations haven't thought of tricking you into buying it.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by marenmccaleb

Entry 21
by marenmccaleb

Entry 20
by Douglas A. McDonnell

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, GoodDoctorB. You win money.

Entry 1
by GoodDoctorB

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