Here’s the Guy Who Bought Every Onion in America
In the very possible case you’re not aware, there’s a healthy practice of investing in the futures of commodities, specifically among farmers. Commodities, which can be anything from oil to corn to sugar, have prices that fluctuate along ...
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Ellen DeGeneres Says She Got Kicked Out of Show Business
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Recently Discovered Fossils That Belong in Your Nightmares
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Netflix Explains Why It’s in the Dave Chappelle and Matt Rife Business
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15 Dad Jokes for the Hall of Shame
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Jennifer Aniston Thinks She Can Do Dolly Parton Justice With ‘9 to 5’ Remake
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5 Bizarre Prison Rules and Regulations From Around the World
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30 of the Best Decisions People Made While Drunk
‘I made PB&J french toast’
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32 Random Bits of Trivia the Fat Cats at Big Factoid Don’t Want You to See
These facts will self-destruct upon reading
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Got room in that big ol’ brain of yours for a few more facts?
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31 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, April 25, 2024
We gotta get the whole gang together for this one!
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Rob McElhenney Wants to Give the ‘Fallout’ Show An ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Spin
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‘I was like Nana SNL’
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40 Random Bits of Trivia to Help the Medicine Go Down
Don’t have a spoonful of sugar? We got ya covered
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Ron Howard Did ‘Happy Days’ to Avoid the Draft
Opie had a lousy draft number and only one way out
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Hero ‘Seinfeld’ Fan Finally Releases Script From Banned Episode ‘The Bet’
The canned episode never made it to air, but one absolute rock-star fan just made sure we can all have our own table reads
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This Is How Much Money Can Fit in a Standard Briefcase
The standard payment for a kilo can’t just be one briefcase-full
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22 Movies People Loved As Kids and Later Realized Were Super Bad
‘Turtle, turtle!’
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Dave Attell Names 10 Comics on His Misshapen Mount Rushmore of Comedy
Maybe it’s more of a Comic Supreme Court
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Jared from Subway’s ‘SNL’ Cameos Age About as Well as a Six-Week-Old Five-Dollar Footlong
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All the Presidents’ Secret Service Code Names, Ranked
Including a reference to heavy drinking, which seems insulting
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Comedian Funerals Are Always About Who Crushed, Says Dana Carvey
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Dave Attell Says That Writing for ‘Saturday Night Live’ ‘Was Never My Thing’
Attell spent one season at the comedy mecca before calling it quits and returning to the stand-up stage
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14 Viral Jokes That Really Stuck It to the Man
Ya’ll better hope this ‘The Man’ doesn’t read Twitter
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How to Get Ridiculously Old, According to the People Who’ve Done It
I hope you like smoking
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Larry the Bar Fly Had to Die to Make ‘The Simpsons’ Relevant Again
A new ‘Simpsons’ episode gave us the last glimpse of a familiar face, but was it enough to make us care?
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