The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties

Everyone should probably sit the holidays out this year.
The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties

It's holiday season, which means everyone's lives are about to be full of shitty holiday party after shitty holiday party. So, as a service to you, dear reader, here are some helpful survival guides to follow this year.

Just keep the following in mind, and this year, keep your sanity.

The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties
The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties
The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties
The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties
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The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties
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The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties
The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties
The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties
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The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties

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