If Classic Holiday Movies Got Gritty Reboots
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#11 RogerRamjet
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#10 ceegeeone
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#9 Piemanthe3rd
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#8 Tim Babb
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#7 Stupidumb
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#6 CavalierTunes
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#5 13thGeneral
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#4 DeathByGrogg
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#3 RogerRamjet
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#2 ThreeHolePunch
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#1 Gryndyl
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Come on, did #1 really deserve to win?
ReplyYes
The Nutcracker looks like one of those aweful, hilarious horror movies that would actually be made, like Thankskilling.
Reply#11 made me cringe! X-(
Reply2 was good and 3 was great
Reply#3... Pure genius.
ReplyTotally agree, the other ones made me laugh too but #3 was just executed perfectly
Hilarious as it already is, I can't help but feel that #8 missed out on a joke; MILF and nookies would be a better joke, but only slightly.
ReplyI'd soo watch "The Grinch"
ReplyI know this same comment is made every contest, but who picks the #1 photoshop? Just because they stick a Santa face on a non-holiday movie doesn't make it one. Hell, it wasn't even witty.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesIt isn't a 'Santa face', it's the Russian toy as depicted in the ballet "The Nutcracker," which is also a Christmas perennial thing. What you get when you cross your legs is, well; are you a girl, or not?
notdeadyet is talking about number 1..... not number 11.
C'mon man, they did a good job with the photoshopping and It genuinely made me laugh. I loved the grinch and felt that it should have been higher on the list but I'm not going to be mad at someone for thinking that one absurb picture is more funny than another equally absurd picture.
@person above me
YOU LAUGHED AT THAT?! That made me throw up. I honestly wanna punch whoever made that.
I actually laughed out loud to that one, because of the title. Santapede. Just say it.
lol, i like it, can I post this artical to my own blog on POZ-Dating[.]Com ? I have many POZ friends there, I believe they will love this.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI always ask this kind of questions, but no respones here, who can tell me whether I can share this with my POZ friends on POZ-Dating[.]Com ?
can you just die? I always ask you this question, but no response
would you pleas stop? I have seen this so many times, its like you have no stuff of your own to put on your blog. come up with your own material.
Factiod - I can't tell if you are responding to Glass or Hows? I hope the original spambot poster...
I shouted "Dear God!" on the Frosty one. Clearly the better choice. So creepy...
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesTotally! Absolutely the creepiest of all the posts on here! It really should've won, with #2 being I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus and #3 being The Grinch.
loved the grinch. The tag line at the bottom of the poster is great too.
loved the grinch. The tag line at the bottom of the poster is great too.
#5 actually sounds like a movie I'd go to see. It sounds like it has the potential to be a flick along the lines of Night of the Lepus... silly, but entertaining.
ReplyI'm not sure what to make of the fact that the Christmas Carol one has already been done, several times over.
Reply#11 turned out to be the most clever IMO.
ReplyDie absurdly hard FTW
Replythat one was definitely the best
Now i really wanna see number 4...
Reply"He skipped the cookies and went straight for the milf"
ReplyI do so love a good pun! Well played! Bully and huzzah!
#6 - I have had it with these motherf**king ghosts in my motherf**king dreams?
ReplyI'd buy that DvD.
I thought #2 was the best.
ReplySeriously guys, #1 didn't even fit the theme, I don't care if you pick the winner by random drawing, but at least screen out the ones that ignored the concept.
Replywe dont pick it its the judges
What the f**k was number 3?
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesShadows I can't recognize and "thump". Shouldn't movie posters have f**king names on them? It would have made it slightly less retarded if he said what the f**k he was referencing.
Dude. Frosty the Snowman. That's how the song goes.
"thumpity" is frosty?
thumpity thump thump thumpity thump thump look at frosty go! thumpity thump thump thumpity thump thump over the hills of snow! duhhh :P
Funny, I thought it was Little Drummer Boy.
no the little drummer boy is parapumpa pum pum
f**king Jews coming in here not knowing Christmas carols.
I like this talk about noises in songs. Dammit, they should really have lyrics.